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08 May 2007, 9:50 pm
hartzofspace wrote:
Prof_Pretorius wrote:
I call this one "Cereal and Milk".
1. Open the cupboard where the cereal box is supposed to be. If not there, keep searching cupboards at random. If not in cupboards, try alternate locations such as under sink.
2. Place cereal box on counter. If necessary, clear week old newspapers, leftover food, books, and magazines out of the way.
3. Make sure the bunny rabbit or the captain is right side up.
4. Attempt to open the box gently. When this fails, use the largest butcher knife at hand. Violently slash top of box 'till open. Being careful not to cut any fingers or arteries.
5. Once box has been opened, find a bowl. Repeat random search pattern as in step one until found. Wipe leftover crud out of bowl using filthy towel hanging off refrigerator.
6. Pour cereal into bowl, being careful not to overfill.
7. Sweep spilt cereal into pet's food bowl.
8. Go to refrigerator, and locate milk. Sniff to make sure it hasn't curdled too much.
9. Pour aged milk into bowl, being careful to not over pour.
10 Direct pet to lap up spilt milk.
11. Open drawers at random to locate a spoon. When no spoon is found, use hand.
12. Locate box of sugar in random pattern, as previously noted for cereal, spoon and bowl.
13. Liberally add sugar to cereal to taste.
14. Sweep spilt sugar into pet's food bowl.
15. After you're through eating this tasty treat, put bowl on floor for pet to clean up.
16. Wrap top of box with aluminium foil to keep freshness in.
1. Open the cupboard where the cereal box is supposed to be. If not there, keep searching cupboards at random. If not in cupboards, try alternate locations such as under sink.
2. Place cereal box on counter. If necessary, clear week old newspapers, leftover food, books, and magazines out of the way.
3. Make sure the bunny rabbit or the captain is right side up.
4. Attempt to open the box gently. When this fails, use the largest butcher knife at hand. Violently slash top of box 'till open. Being careful not to cut any fingers or arteries.
5. Once box has been opened, find a bowl. Repeat random search pattern as in step one until found. Wipe leftover crud out of bowl using filthy towel hanging off refrigerator.
6. Pour cereal into bowl, being careful not to overfill.
7. Sweep spilt cereal into pet's food bowl.
8. Go to refrigerator, and locate milk. Sniff to make sure it hasn't curdled too much.
9. Pour aged milk into bowl, being careful to not over pour.
10 Direct pet to lap up spilt milk.
11. Open drawers at random to locate a spoon. When no spoon is found, use hand.
12. Locate box of sugar in random pattern, as previously noted for cereal, spoon and bowl.
13. Liberally add sugar to cereal to taste.
14. Sweep spilt sugar into pet's food bowl.
15. After you're through eating this tasty treat, put bowl on floor for pet to clean up.
16. Wrap top of box with aluminium foil to keep freshness in.
I have the same recipe except, I put the milk in the cupboard and the cereal in the fridge. You should see me make coffee sometimes, now that's a treat.
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08 May 2007, 10:05 pm
09 May 2007, 3:03 am
^^^ forgot basil and black olives (make sure you get kalamata olives) 
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09 May 2007, 3:07 am
TY, soundin good 
09 May 2007, 4:34 pm
09 May 2007, 4:48 pm
