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It's 2020, racism and sexism don't fly anymore, OK Karen?


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19 Jun 2020, 5:07 am

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It's 2020, racism and sexism don't fly anymore, OK Karen?


You tell them Karens AS!



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19 Jun 2020, 5:09 am

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ASPartOfMe wrote:
It's 2020, racism and sexism don't fly anymore, OK Karen?


You tell them Karens AS!

Karen's lives matter


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19 Jun 2020, 5:25 am

George Floyd claims another larrikan
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19 Jun 2020, 5:34 am

Brictoria wrote:
funeralxempire wrote:
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Maybe it's the presentation, but I haven't seen too much humour in the "progressive" jokes here.

Is it a difference in "humour" in the USA compared to Australia, or is the humour found in the fact that someone considered them humourous to begin with?


Maybe you're just offended by the jokes you don't deem politically correct. Politically correct is relative to the audience, the jokes that will offend an audience of deplorables and the jokes that will offend SJWs aren't the same but both will offer opinions about what is acceptable.


Not sure where you got the idea I was offended...I was just trying to work out where the "humour" was in a "joke" such as:
Quote:
Why Won't i Do This A Thousand More Reps?

Because i'm Too Politically Correct to Get Kicked Out of 'Office'..

and:
Quote:
How Is Trump Fulfilling His Promise on '5th Avenue?'

Turning Tulsa Into A New Road Named 5th Avenue too;
For His Most Loyal Supporters to Prove What He Says Is True.


All I was looking for was enlightenment as to the "humour" in these (for example)...Or at the very least an explanation of them (I assume they mean something to a person in the USA, but to this Australian, they don't appear, on first glance, to make any sense).

As to the following:
Quote:
What Does January 19th, 2021 SiGNiFY?

Seriously, This Place Finally Gets An Enema.


I can see the "humour" some would see in it (assuming the upcoming election goes "their" way), but can also imagine the hilarity from the other side should Mr Trump win and the republicans take both the house and senate (as unlikely as this may be to occur) and how they would suddenly find it completely lacking in "humour" at that time.


It helps to be ‘Brave’ enough to
Actually communicate With
The Person you are directing
The Question to; Actually, as
Of course, Without context;
Nothing Makes Sense In Life.

The More One Person
Sees Of Life And Expresses
It in an original Way; the more
Of A Naturally Exclusive Experience
It Will Be; If You wanna be part
Of the View, do the Work
And actually See it; i Write
For pleasure; Never a Target Audience.

Other than that since you asked
Someone else that is sincerely
Rude; ‘5th Avenue’ is Where Donald
Said He could shoot someone
And his ‘Minions’ Would
Still buy his ‘Snake Oil’;
Donald Trump is the Face
Of the DEViL iF IT ever exists;
The Clown by Stephen King too;
i have Sympathy for anyone
Without a Soul; but when it
Comes to harming other Folks
At a Rally in A Pandemic
Named ‘5th Avenue’ in
Tulsa, The consequence is
The Ignorance of ‘SlowMurder’;
Not understanding the
Contexts in life in this
‘Sense’ is Deadly; and
The other Joke Pertains to
the Fact, I’ve been kicked off
Here for being too Creative,
Visiting places other folks
Can’t imagine even existing;
THere are more “Horatio’s”
In ‘this World’ Now than ever Before.

The ‘Enema’ And ‘Seriously’ is
In Reference to the ‘Joker’
In the ‘Batman’ Series of
Movies and The Fact that someone
Else is Likely to replace a Clown
Full of ‘CR8P’ With CR8ZY 8’s
As This Country ‘Richly Deserves’
As An Enema on Inauguration Day.

Don’t Need An Audience
To Pleasure myself, Haha;
Heaven Forbid, if i act ‘Autistic’
And Yes of Course it’s ‘normal’
For Folks to do very rude stuff
Here and Have No Clue, on
A ‘Wrong Planet’, Yet my ‘ET’
SKiN is a Bit thick; And
Nothing makes me ‘Dizzy’;
As some of us Naturally ‘Spin’;
In other Steps, I’ve done 13,288
Miles of Public Free Style Ballet/Martial
Arts Dance In close to 82 Months Every
Where I go in Trump Town USA;
I AM NOT POLITICALLY
Correct i
Am
A Real ‘Larkin’
Or However it’s
Spelled in The other Oz;
As Naturally I’m a 6 Foot
‘Something’ ‘Leprechaun’;
240 LBS; Grandfather X-Catholic
Priest from Ireland As ‘Minions’
Where i Live tend to steer clear
Of the Naked Martial Artist Dude
Leg Pressing 1340 Very American
Pounds Slow ‘Like murdering Iron’
12 reps, very slowly, 100 Seconds at
a 90 Degree Angle On YouTube All Just Muse
for Laser Point Focus to Additionally
Write the Longest ever Epic Long Form
‘Bible’ Poem Now at 8.2 MiLLioN
Words; in other
Politically Incorrect
News, i have More Attention
Span than What Science Assesses
As Less Than a Gold Fish for Average
So-Called ‘Humans/Minions’
‘These Days’ A Real
And Present
Survival Danger for the
Species; Thank God! For ‘ET’s.

Have a Nice Day..:)

‘Here’, that’s Politically
Incorrect Too; NEVER the Less
Now For Real; Relative Free Will (me).


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19 Jun 2020, 8:51 pm

Q: What do you call a group of people with mind-raping technology?
A: The government.
:mrgreen:



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19 Jun 2020, 9:17 pm

Pepe wrote:
Q: What do you call a group of people with mind-raping technology?
A: The government.
:mrgreen:


I don't get it.
Do I need to put on a tinfoil hat or something?


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20 Jun 2020, 6:25 pm

Q: What is the difference between rape and mind-rape?
A: You get prosecuted for rape. :mrgreen:



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20 Jun 2020, 7:58 pm

Pepe wrote:
Q: What is the difference between rape and mind-rape?
A: You get prosecuted for rape. :mrgreen:


The former exists, claims related to the latter are a strong indicator that one is displaying paranoid delusions typical of mental illness. :lol: :lol:

But seriously, if one is convinced they're a targeted individual one should seek help from mental health professionals.


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20 Jun 2020, 9:16 pm

funeralxempire wrote:
Pepe wrote:
Q: What is the difference between rape and mind-rape?
A: You get prosecuted for rape. :mrgreen:


The former exists, claims related to the latter are a strong indicator that one is displaying paranoid delusions typical of mental illness. :lol: :lol:

But seriously, if one is convinced they're a targeted individual one should seek help from mental health professionals.


This is a joke thread.

If you choose to go beyond the set context,
That is your choice.
But in doing so,
You enter the realm of being offensive.
Please cease and desist.



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20 Jun 2020, 9:34 pm

Oh, I'm sorry Mr. Anti-PC, I assumed you had a thicker skin like you insist everyone else needs to develop.

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20 Jun 2020, 9:46 pm

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Oh, I'm sorry Mr. Anti-PC, I assumed you had a thicker skin like you insist everyone else needs to develop.

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Which about summarises the new political correctness, being able to call a spade a spade without concern over the consequences



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20 Jun 2020, 10:02 pm

funeralxempire wrote:
Oh, I'm sorry Mr. Anti-PC, I assumed you had a thicker skin like you insist everyone else needs to develop.

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I do have a thick skin.
However, :mrgreen:
Your attitude is still offensive.
It is entering the realm of a personal attack. 8)

Have a nice day. :wink:



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20 Jun 2020, 10:07 pm

Pepe wrote:

I do have a thick skin.
However, :mrgreen:
Your attitude is still offensive.
It is entering the realm of a personal attack. 8)

Have a nice day. :wink:


I didn't realize you were choosing to let me penetrate you. I should feel special. :mrgreen:


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21 Jun 2020, 8:03 am

Q: What is the difference between a groupthink mentality and a lynch mob mindest?
A: A lynch mob is more honest. :mrgreen: