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12 Jun 2024, 4:31 pm

"See those two houses up on the hill over there?" "Mines the one in the middle".


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15 Jun 2024, 2:39 pm

Me: "Do you think its strange to talk to yourself?"
Me:" No".


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15 Jun 2024, 3:41 pm

Milktalk wrote:
Me: "Do you think its strange to talk to yourself?"
Me:" No".

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02 Jul 2024, 9:34 am

Woof said the snail as it chased the postman down the path.


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02 Jul 2024, 5:37 pm

"But wait!" said the man as his hair flew off.


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02 Jul 2024, 5:50 pm

Haha MG. :jester:


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06 Jul 2024, 6:53 pm

Worm said the worm as it wormed through the soil!


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10 Jul 2024, 11:15 am

"Who are we?" asked the man as he looked in the mirror


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10 Jul 2024, 12:53 pm

This thread is not visible on my tablet unless you gie me a link Milktalk.


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21 Aug 2024, 12:25 pm

Two large Mcburgers please.


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21 Aug 2024, 12:25 pm

One Mc Meatburger please. Go easy on the Mc. :P


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21 Aug 2024, 12:34 pm

What is green and goes up and down?

Grass in a lift.


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21 Aug 2024, 3:12 pm

"Worm worm" said the worm as he munched through the soil.


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21 Aug 2024, 11:25 pm

"Can I use the McToilet please?"


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28 Aug 2024, 1:49 am

"Would u like tea with that?" asked the teapot.


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28 Aug 2024, 7:41 am

Stop snoring. I'm trying to be awake!


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