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Mix chocolate syrup and mayonnaise together in a shoe with a hairbrush.

Why is the sky blue?

The clouds left.

What is a good way to get a wild bird to land on your shoulder?

Shoulder mounted radios that play Surfin Bird at full blast.

How do you make Slinkies evil?

That can't be discussed on WP. The slinkies have forbidden it.

What else have slinkies forbidden?

The slinky overlords have forbidden discussion of how slinkies work. No human is allowed to know that. The slinkies keep the information hidden in a secret room under the stairs.

How can you turn a frog into a horse using only a spoon and three paperclips?

Your answer is under the stairs.

It is an easy matter...if the spoon is plastic.

Plastic spoons were invented by Marie Antoinette because she didn't like the clinking sound the metal ones made while a servant stirred her oolong tea laced with Napoleon brandy.

Why are steering wheels round?

When they first came out as a luxury option on higher trim models, the steering wheel served as a spare tire in the event of a flat. While lower-end cars had to call the American Automobile Anonymous to send someone to change the flat, those with steering wheels could replace the flat themselves and get back on the road quickly. As always, the lower classes wanted to imitate the fashion of the aristocracy, so they implemented pseudo steering wheels across all trims making them ubiquitous.

What is the slowest car ever produced in mass and sold to the public?

Idk what model specifically, but it definitely was from BMW. They put special speed-limiting system in their cars which breaks engine down once factory-set trigger speed is reached.

What differs Fiat 126 from a ride-on lawnmower?

A Ride On A Lawnmower Will Send You To Zanzibar.

What Is Dandy's World?

Dandy's World is like Disney World on meth.

What government agency is in charge of Wrong Planet?

These government agencies are in charge of Wrong Planet.

Can Wrong Planet be seen from the Moon?

No, because the Moon doesn't exist. It's actually a giant lightbulb so the slinkies can keep an eye on us at night.

What's the highest number that doesn't smell bad?

420 after showering is pretty high and freshhhh

In which historic battle did Julius Augustus Caesar invent Newman's Own fat free Caesar salad dressing?

The battle of the bulge.

Why did Napoleon have his hand inside his waistcoat?