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17 May 2025, 12:33 pm

He did not want people to see the lewd photo of Joséphine he was looking at on his smartphone.

Who is responsible for all of the craters on the Moon?!


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17 May 2025, 1:16 pm

A one-legged giant from Phobos with s wooden leg.

Where are the Islets of Langerhans?


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17 May 2025, 2:43 pm

They're within the Tunisian Archipelagos located in the South China Sea.

Why is tobacco unhealthy?



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17 May 2025, 5:17 pm

Because it is cultivated from the worselands of Nebralaska.

What is the religious significance of Knockwurst among meat enthusiasts?


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19 May 2025, 4:49 am

In Ásatrúism Oden used the Holy Knockwurst to lure Fenrir across the Bifrost to pee in Grendel's Cheerios.

Who's buried in Grant's Tomb?



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19 May 2025, 5:37 am

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What were bed bugs doing before beds were invented?



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19 May 2025, 6:18 am

They were lawyers and used car salesmen.

Why are lemons sour?



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19 May 2025, 8:55 am

To prevent bolshevik ballerinas from invading Calgary with their infamous Fiat Punto-towed anti-Calgary artillery. Such lemon inserted into cannon enters a chemical reaction with HEAC (High-Explosive Anti-Calgary) round inside it which results in quick release of hydrogen, making the artillery shot backwards.

Why bolshevik ballerinas would want Calgary in particular, though?


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19 May 2025, 2:58 pm

They wanted to release all the hostriches and guerilla's from the Zoo.

Is it true that smackhead is moving ?



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22 May 2025, 10:04 am

No that's just an urban legend.

What animal makes this sound?
"Doinky doinky doinky!"


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22 May 2025, 2:11 pm

A table.

What's the second best ice cream flavor?


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22 May 2025, 3:57 pm

Eau de Yak Urine

Why don't men cry?



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25 May 2025, 11:15 pm

Because there's a very expensive toll booth in our tear ducts that our tear drops are not willing to pay.

Why couldn't the Russians put a bear on the moon?


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26 May 2025, 12:36 am

Because they believe that sending bears to the moon may piss the Big Dipper off.

What would the Little Dipper react if Russians could and did put bears on the moon?


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26 May 2025, 2:58 am

It would exclame "Oh my stars, I can't bear it!".

Why did the chicken cross the road?



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26 May 2025, 8:25 am

Because a KFC restaurant is on the other side.

How popular is Kentucky Fried Corn?


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