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17 Aug 2025, 9:08 am

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Why was the paint itchy in the first place?

The binding ingredients were love, aspirin, and nettles.

In what year did The Alan Parsons Project release Eye in the Sky?

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17 Aug 2025, 9:29 am

1974

What is considered self help for the helplessly selfish?

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21 Aug 2025, 3:04 pm

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What is considered self help for the helplessly selfish?

A gallon of Apple Cider

How many Apples are needed to make a gallon of Apple Juice?

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21 Aug 2025, 5:50 pm

One molecule of Apple Skin is all it takes.

If electricity could speak to you, what would it say?

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22 Aug 2025, 2:17 am

Hey man, put on some AC/DC

Why do ice cubes melt?

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22 Aug 2025, 4:58 am

Ice cubes melt because of Actinomycetota consuming the ice and the water is their waste product.
Why did the square root of -1 lead to the creation of so-called imaginary numbers?

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22 Aug 2025, 9:34 am

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Why did the square root of -1 lead to the creation of so-called imaginary numbers?

It happened in Springfield. A farmer was growing squared parsnips and decided not to add lead to the soil as a bug repellent. He imagined the wealth this would bring him only to find the bugs consumed the corners of his parsnips, making them ordinary cylindrical parsnips. So his wealth remained imaginary.

Speaking of Springfield, why does Ned Flanders put up with his neighbor Homer Simpson?

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22 Aug 2025, 10:18 am

Because they're actually secretly in love. They only pretend to dislike each other so no one will find out.

Why are so many towns called Springfield anyway?

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22 Aug 2025, 1:21 pm

Because Seinfeld was copyrighted.

Good advice: Never begin assuming. When you do, you make an ass out of you and Ming.
Who the Hell is Ming?

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22 Aug 2025, 1:47 pm

Ming the Merciful was a character from "Fish Gordon," a benign emperor penguin who often helped the hero.

What's the difference between a "vegetable" and a "fruit"?

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22 Aug 2025, 4:33 pm

Let's not reuse the belittling labels my friends and family called me.

What would be a good, descriptive label for Trump?

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22 Aug 2025, 5:16 pm

A humble pacifist looking to reduce inequality between living beings.

Why do we say we'd rather watch paint dry than do something boring?

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22 Aug 2025, 11:56 pm

Because watching paint dry is really fun! You should try it sometime!

What do spiders need all those damn legs for?

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23 Aug 2025, 8:29 am

Tap dancing lessons.

What if Gatorade or Vitamin Water had a medicine-like aftertaste?

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23 Aug 2025, 6:44 pm

Then doctors would tell us that they're good for you and will make you feel better.

Why do babies cry so much?

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23 Aug 2025, 9:26 pm

They don't get the controller for the TV.

If they could control the TV, what would they watch?

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