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24 Aug 2025, 2:26 am

Reruns of the MacNeil/Lehrer Report.

Why do hot dogs have buns?



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24 Aug 2025, 6:06 pm

So they have something to sit on.

Who else can sit there?


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24 Sep 2025, 2:42 pm

Mean Mister Mustard.

What is the last thing to clean in a surgical room after a surgery?


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24 Sep 2025, 5:13 pm

The Patient's wallet.

What TV show are you not allowed to watch while you are a patient in a hospital?


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25 Sep 2025, 9:11 am

Full House.

What's the catchphrase of the day?


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25 Sep 2025, 7:57 pm

Strike three, you're out.

What is the main ingredient in chocolate pie?


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26 Sep 2025, 9:46 am

Mud taken specifically from a clay-rich soil.

What if fish could blink their eyes?


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28 Sep 2025, 1:37 pm

They wouldn't need eye-drops.

Are American political issues proof that we are living in a simulation?


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28 Sep 2025, 3:55 pm

No, they are proof that goldfish are smarter than humans.

Why are pumpkins so popular on Halloween?



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28 Sep 2025, 4:38 pm

Pumpkins are the only vegetable to excrete oxytocin - the hormone responsible for (amongst other things) social bonding.

What's the backstory to the "Because You're Worth It" motto of L'Oréal?



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28 Sep 2025, 4:57 pm

It used to be "because you're worth your weight in gold". After a scandal that revealed the company was co-owned by notorious evil mastermind, Goldfinger, changes were made to distance themselves from that legacy.

What doth life?


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If my darkness or eccentricity offends you, I don't really care.
I will not apologize for being me.

There is no such thing as perfect. We are beautiful as we are. With all our imperfections, we can do anything.