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i_wanna_blue
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23 Feb 2010, 6:46 am

Are you sure?

*waves leg*

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23 Feb 2010, 6:51 am

(Or are you pulling my leg here?)

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23 Feb 2010, 6:54 am

She certainly woulDn't want to be pulling anything else

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23 Feb 2010, 7:02 am

(um, you, you with your big Ds) :lol:

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23 Feb 2010, 7:44 am

haha, an' my big big sunnies

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23 Feb 2010, 8:13 am

My sunshine will bring me back to life... :wink:

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23 Feb 2010, 8:14 am

it has been very hot this summer and it is hard to lay on my chairs in the garden due to the heat.

the other day, i had 25 cockatoos feeding on my lawn, and i sneezed and they all took flight in a panic and the cool breeze from their wings was so nice.

so i have a new idea that will harness that energy. what i propose to do is put some string leg snares in the grass, and they will walk on them, and when they try to fly away, they can only fly 10 feet or so away from my lawn chair, and i will get a cap gun(pop gun), so all i need to do is fire it every time i need a sustained breeze.

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23 Feb 2010, 8:18 am

i believe that global warming is caused mainly by santa claus.
i think he visits each child's house in alphabetic order of their names.
this means that he has to zigzag his way to all the children in the world within 8 hours or so, and his velocity must therefore be many billions of miles per hour. this would surely create a plasma trail that would be tremendously warming to our atmosphere.

that is why i believe in contraception now.

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23 Feb 2010, 8:54 am

Erminea wrote:

:D (Or are you pulling my leg here?)

I'm dismembering your leg, actually.

mysassyself wrote:

She certainly woulDn't want to be pulling anything else

Errr, you mean He, right?

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