Ask the Lord Of Hell.....

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Josh, this is not meant to offend your or belittle your own reality tunnel at all, I completely respect every being’s right to their own objective reality, and I adhere to the philosophy of universal agnosticism and the validity of any particular perception of the ”real”, no matter how weird or incredulous. This is not criticism, just honest observation and advice.
My outside observation (I could be wrong, first to admit that ) is that you are a 16 years old, DXed with Asperger’s and has a mother worried about your deep involvement in Devils and the Occult ect... Now I don’t doubt your ability to will yourself lord over your own personal Hell, (especially one patterned after a 14th century allegory). Anything is possible for a strong enough will, which I don’t doubt you have. What worries me though, is your assertions that you are so far above the abilities of others and that you have come into the power to rule all, and have become an elevated being. This is an easy trap to fall into, and it can lead to isolation, despair, failure, and even decent into incurable madness (I’ve seen it happen). The Occult can be a very dangerous thing if you get too reckless, over-confidence is a fatal flaw. It takes years to reach the level of an elevated master, and this usually much to the surprise of the practitioner! Humility and acceptance of criticism and the willingness to self-criticize are the only way to grow. The powers that enslave the word and keep most of its inhabitants asleep and unaware (who I will refer to with the Gnostic term: Archons) would like nothing more for you to fall into this pit, just another promising initiate down the drain. Don’t let the Achons of Vanity, and Lust ruin your quest for power or your sanity. Varying your activities could help: explore Shamanism, practice Raja yoga, try neuro-linguistic programming, learn the discipline of DE, read a Robert Anton Wilson book, meditate daily, go out and get laid in the physical plane with no strings… whatever you want. Experiment. F*ck around. Become your mirror image for a day, week, or year. Pretend to become one of the close-minded a**holes that you hate (you’ll learn more about yourself and your motivations). But don’t take my word for it: do what thou wilt, that is the whole of the law. But make sure you’re having fun, that’s the most important thing.

Be careful, or you'll be having people
offering to rub you the right way.


It's all absurd.

I never took it seriously either.
I know you are just trying to pull our legs, and no one here is buying it, actually.
But it's fun

FUN?!? FUN!! !! This is the most serious discussion I've been in, in at least 5 minutes. Look at what I quoted. Have you no eyes? We need to ask The Lord and Master of Hell itself to be certain you and I are not in terrible trouble.

Is it ok to pull legs or can you pull them off, too? Do fly's wings and frying ants count? I have no wish to be with my Mom again.

[Jefferson]We hold these truths to be self-evident: That all legs are created equal; That they are endowed by their Creator with certain inalienalbe rights; That among these rights are the right to walk & talk & be pulled apart & make little legs..."[/Jefferson]

This said by a guy who owned slaves, from what I know of US history.

[Jefferson]Legs, I own legs.[/Jefferson]
(While it's true that Jefferson was a wealthy property owner, property that included slaves, he was one of the few voicing support for abolition at the time. "...all men were created equal..." was the best he could get at that time. Many believe that he anticipated the eventual abolition of slavery. He liked to entertain and understood the political need to impress people. As every aspie knows, if you stray too far from the mainstream, you become labled an outsider, with little power to influence the opinions of others. Now, enough serious discussion in this very un-serious thread!)

I will respect your lots ideas on what is goeing on.....but I will no longer be posting here....I was under the impression that you people would think this through and understand, but you have not, you are still trying to reason away that which you do not understand....I will admit that my claims are farfetched, but the fact that you will not accept that there are some things you cannnot understand....it pains me to think I had faith in the human ability to listen, all you have done is hear my words and regurgitate your own logic....I am saddened by your state of thinking

I wish you all a fond afterlife, and I will see then.

Geeze that sounds kind of final. I'll leave a plate of cookies and a glass of milk out. Hey!! It could work. Santa falls for it every year. Well the milk and cookies are gone anyway. Still doesn't pay much attention to my list. Maybe Santa will pay us a visit and answer questions.

A man in a red suit who breaks into your house, eats all your food, then leaves s**t you dont want all over the place? Even his name is an anagram... and he thinks we havent noticed!! ! I'm leaving a bear trap in the chimney this year. I'll get the bastard.

Have to actually build a chimney first though....

I kinda feel sorry for the little shite... he takes himself way too seriously, I hope he takes his own advice about having an open mind sometime... being lord of an outdated medieval allegory must be loney... reality is up to the individual to create young padawan... it would be hilarious though if Satan had nothing better to do than post on this message board, and play Magic: the gathering, christians everywhere should be celebrating: the great deciever got his feelings hurt by some aspies who do not believe WotC must be happy to have the Lord of Hell as a customer of their overpriced CCG

you're on the wrong forum. role-playing is...well..somewhere else.

For you are many.