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darkstone100
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27 Apr 2008, 2:58 pm

"It's easy to sit there and say you'd like to have more money. And I guess that's what I like about it. It's easy. Just sitting there, rocking back and forth, wanting that money."


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27 Apr 2008, 3:01 pm

i cant do theme parks... i dont like unpredictable things like rollercoasters :eew:


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27 Apr 2008, 8:40 pm

I had an MRI last week and it said I have no brain. How am I living? I don't know. It also said I have a microscopic tumor but don't worry its not cancer. How can I have a tumor if I have no brain? That is the question of the day.



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27 Apr 2008, 9:38 pm

You have whats calleed CerebroNegativoExistus... its a serious and rare condition where you has no brain... instead a monkey playing cymbals occupies the space... msot people with CNE have stupidity..

JUST KIDDING :D

here have a blood pressure cuff :)


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27 Apr 2008, 11:22 pm

I want to spend the next 10 hours in my nice, soft bed.


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27 Apr 2008, 11:32 pm

"Anything you want"


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27 Apr 2008, 11:38 pm

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30 Apr 2008, 4:50 am

Little Boy Blue, come blow your horn,
The dish ran away with the spoon.
Home again, home again Saturday morn
And never gets up before noon.


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30 Apr 2008, 6:47 am

Icheb wrote:
:mrgreen: That reminds me of a caption in Stewart Cowley's silly "Advanced Do-It-Yourself Brain Surgery and other Big Jobs"


A friend bought me a book when I was 17 called "DIY Brain surgery and other skills". She used to call me "The mad professor". Wasn't sure whether to be flattered or insulted.



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30 Apr 2008, 7:03 am

argle bargle


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30 Apr 2008, 7:07 am

Vermillion. A coaster. An indiscriminate adventure. Relentless, contentless, wait, is the latter even a word? Oh well, it sells, as the record labels will tell ya, they don't check sh*t when it comes to quality albums!


Aww yeah.



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30 Apr 2008, 7:09 am

"Once when I was in Hawaii, on the island of Kauai, I met a mysterious old stranger. He said he was about to die and wanted to tell someone about the treasure. I said, 'Okay, as long as it's not a long story. Some of us have a plane to catch, you know.' He stared telling his story, about the treasure and his life and all, and I thought: 'This story isn't too long.' But then, he kept going, and I started thinking, 'Uh-oh, this story is getting long.' But then the story was over, and I said to myself: 'You know, that story wasn't too long after all.' I forget what the story was about, but there was a good movie on the plane. It was a little long, though."


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30 Apr 2008, 9:14 am

NEOPRENE BLOOD PRESSURE CUFFS


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30 Apr 2008, 11:37 am

I second the motion. :D


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30 Apr 2008, 11:40 am

i decree... a blood pressure cuff t the head!! !


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30 Apr 2008, 12:23 pm

I can't find a damn modem