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DeepHour
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01 Feb 2023, 5:01 pm

Banned because 'quod arcanum non esse videtur, aliquando revera arcanum est' (Cicero)

I made that up, by the way!

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01 Feb 2023, 5:03 pm

Banned for making me use Google translate to unravel your not so secret secret.


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02 Feb 2023, 9:11 am

Banned for trying to recreate Excalibur in modern day times



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02 Feb 2023, 10:14 am

Banned for pulling a piece of steel out of my house and shouting "I'm the king!" while watching my house fall down.


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DeepHour
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02 Feb 2023, 10:15 am

Banned for removing a steel plate from your skull and letting your brain escape.


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02 Feb 2023, 10:18 am

Banned for taking my brain hostage and demanding £1 for it. :evil:


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02 Feb 2023, 10:19 am

Banned for not making the payment by switch card.


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02 Feb 2023, 10:23 am

Banned for switching my brain and returning the wrong one. I suddenly feel the need to climb trees and eat bananas. :evil:


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02 Feb 2023, 10:28 am

Banned for grunting up the wrong tree.


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02 Feb 2023, 10:29 am

Banned for planting a monkey puzzle tree in my garden. The leaves are really sharp!


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02 Feb 2023, 10:32 am

Banned for pushing the wrong button on the keyboard



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02 Feb 2023, 11:10 am

Banned for typing your post on a piano keyboard


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02 Feb 2023, 3:34 pm

Banned for using your carpet as a form of heating fuel.



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02 Feb 2023, 4:35 pm

Banned for trying to make your carpet fly. You are wasting your time, it'll never take off.


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02 Feb 2023, 4:40 pm

Banned because you're worth it


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03 Feb 2023, 4:29 am

Banned because your matches are damp and so are you. :P


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