Adam and Eve Aspies?

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24 Jan 2006, 4:06 am

I'm fairly sure we may have found an important link in the creation story here:

Adam and Eve were aspies! Consider this:

*Adam and Eve wandered around all day with no clothes on

*They are content to be alone and do nothing all the time

*They're both naked but don't realize it and aren't ashamed :wink:

*Eve picked the apple in spite of the clear noverbal ques from the serpent that he was up to no dam* good :twisted:

*God had to create a woman for Adam to get a date at all

*They got thrown out of the garden by their father and told to go make a living

It goes on and on. This is proof that aspies are cut from the original cloth, so to speak. We need to find the Garden Of Eden's door and post it on WrongPlanet.net. Then we will all march right back in there and get naked and eat fruit! :lol:

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24 Jan 2006, 5:02 am

that is funny on so many levels..... LOL

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24 Jan 2006, 6:01 am

Ladysmokeater wrote:

that is funny on so many levels..... LOL

I agree

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24 Jan 2006, 6:37 am

Okay, what do We blame Ourselves for Adam and Eve in the end. I hope not at all.

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25 Jan 2006, 1:35 am

GroovyDruid, your mind works in mysterious ways, its wonders to perform!

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25 Jan 2006, 9:42 pm

To nakedness and fruit!!

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26 Jan 2006, 2:42 am

Bland wrote:

GroovyDruid, your mind works in mysterious ways, its wonders to perform!

Well, sometimes it works. :wink:

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29 Jan 2006, 5:58 pm

Remember that aspies will takeover the world.

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16 Mar 2006, 5:44 pm

worsedale wrote:

Remember that aspies will takeover the world.

I quadruple that!!

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16 Mar 2006, 8:46 pm

GroovyDruid wrote:

We need to find the Garden Of Eden's door

Some scholars say that the Garden of Eden used to be located in northen Iraq (known back than as Mesopotamia). Kind of ironic, if you think about it. Now the area is a combination of marshes and deserts.

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