Are you an Alpha Male?

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Take this test to find out:

http://www.modernhumorist.com/mh/0006/alpha/



hahahahahaha

That's it, I'm taking boxing lessons.

Chimps bow when i walk by.

Do you have the version designed for contemporary Western Homo sapiens sapiens instead of Pan troglodytes?

Is it even possible for someone with AS to be an Alpha personality?

After working for a number of them over the years, if I thought I was one of them, I'd kill myself.

^^ Oh dear, I am very sorry however I believe I did not understand this happy quiz. ^^ I believe many chimpies would be very nice, however I believe I have not met one in the past. ^^ I wondered if the use of the term "chimps" within the quiz could be a metaphor or analogy, however I was not certain due to the use of "chimp babies" and question 5. ^^ If this was certainly a metaphor, my potential answers to many of the questions did not correspond to either of the available multiple choice answers.

my score is #score#

also, this test is kinda lame. summarized like this:

1. Are you an alpha male?
a) Yes
b) No

2. Are you an alpha male?
a) Yes
b) No

3. Are you an alpha male?
a) Yes
b) No

4. Are you an alpha male?
a) Yes
b) No

Click for results:

Yes: 0
No: 4

You are not an alpha male.

I'm not either.
But I didn't take the test yet.

Tried it, the scoring system is screwed up.

I got "Your score is #score#".