" Autism is really a dolphin in a human body "

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13 Sep 2009, 9:44 am

According to Stuart Swerdlow we are decsendants of a hybridisation programme.

All i can say is click,cliiiiiick,cliiiick, click.

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13 Sep 2009, 9:48 am

Thats good. I will enquire about species re-assignment surgery tomorrow. I was going to get neanderthal features but this sounds better.

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13 Sep 2009, 9:59 am

I guess that's why I love the water, so much. :lol:

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13 Sep 2009, 10:04 am

Sounds good to me. Except, I don' like how dolphins make those ret*d little squeaks to communicate. But whatever.

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13 Sep 2009, 10:06 am

I KNEW IT! :lol:

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13 Sep 2009, 10:17 am

I want to go home!

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13 Sep 2009, 10:24 am

haha, we should all up and leave like the dolphins on a hitchikers guide to the galaxy. we could all go live on another planet together, that would be a nice simple life together, no-one to misunderstand us and all that...

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13 Sep 2009, 10:29 am

I Googled the guy and saw that he says dolphins and autistics share genetic information. If I'm not mistaken humans share most of their genetic information with a flatworm.

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13 Sep 2009, 10:38 am

Thats why I have a dorsal fin! :wink:

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13 Sep 2009, 11:07 am

Quote:

"So long, and thanks for all the fish"

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13 Sep 2009, 11:18 am

Remeber that South Park episode where Kyle's dad became a dolphin? Turns out there's no facilities for dolphins on this side of the wet/dry divide.

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13 Sep 2009, 11:57 am

littlemissfickle wrote:

I was just about to say the same thing!

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13 Sep 2009, 12:26 pm

Maddino87 wrote:

littlemissfickle wrote:

I was just about to say the same thing!

Exactly.

So long, and thanks for all the fish!

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13 Sep 2009, 2:12 pm

Aimless wrote:

I Googled the guy and saw that he says dolphins and autistics share genetic information. If I'm not mistaken humans share most of their genetic information with a flatworm.

I just want to state for the record, I personally have never shared anything with a Flatworm, particularly not genetic information. If Flatworms surpass us genetically or technologically, it won't be because of anything I told them.

I can't imagine what sort of person would do that, it seems extremely silly and potentially disastrous. Flatworms have no business knowing anything about human DNA. They might misuse the information intentionally or simply cause some horrible accident and spoil everything for all of us.

Please, if you do choose to socialize with Flatworms, do not discuss with them any of the higher Sciences. They just aren't qualified.

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13 Sep 2009, 3:32 pm

LOL @ Willard.

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13 Sep 2009, 5:46 pm

Those damn flatworm always trying to take over the world! *stomps on flat worm* :lol:

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