The Rules of WrongPlanet

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24 Dec 2009, 2:30 pm

1. You don't talk about WrongPlanet.
2. You don't talk about WrongPlanet.
3. When a moderator says the thread is kaput, he means it.
4. One post at a time.
5. One thread at a time.
6. No prejudice, no worries.
7. The threads go on as long as they have to.
8. If this is your first time on WrongPlanet, you have to post.

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24 Dec 2009, 2:48 pm

If that was ever original or clever, you have destroyed something beautiful.

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24 Dec 2009, 3:03 pm

Hey, I felt like it.

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24 Dec 2009, 5:27 pm

I found the humor in that... but I always appreciate a Fight Club reference. Heh.

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26 Dec 2009, 4:00 pm

9. Your original post will be misunderstood
10. Your thread has always been off-topic, where were you?

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26 Dec 2009, 6:24 pm

11. Every fifth post must be done telepathically.

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31 Dec 2009, 5:47 am

12. No matter what you say, count on the imminent arrival of insults at some time or another.

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31 Dec 2009, 6:00 am

Why are #1 and #2 the same?

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04 Jan 2010, 7:20 am

13. If you think the rules don't make sense, go back to Rule 1.

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04 Jan 2010, 1:39 pm

Tim_Tex wrote:

Why are #1 and #2 the same?

Yeah, not everyone is familiar with the reference you're making, I guess.

A few years back, there was a movie called "Fight Club", about a group of men who try to deal with their aggression in modern society by getting together and beating the crap out of each other. A list of rules was presented to the main character, on his induction into the group.

Rule 1: You do not talk about Fight Club.

Rule 2: You do not talk about Fight Club.

Rule 3: If this is your first time here, you fight.

Never saw the movie, so I don't know the other rules - I only know these because someone posted them once, and the first two became an Internet meme for a while.

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05 Jan 2010, 4:20 pm

14. You do not explain this game to newbs.

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