This is a fan song I came up with when I was supposed to be working. It's sung to the tune of the Beverly Hill Billies themesong. I had to add an extra verse but tell me what you think.
If you want to add to it feel free.
Let me tell you a story 'bout a man named Mal
Browncoat and veteran of Serenity Val'
Then one day he was tryin' to feed is crew
And picked up two kids who were on the run too
Tams that is.
Fugitives, wanted criminals.
Well it turns out Mal has a bit of a soft spot
For the big brother doctor gave up everthin' he's got
He said, "I got a hunch I could use a guy like you"
So now River and Simon are apart of the crew
Doctor Simon Tam
Fixen up wounds,
River got some trauma in the past
Well the next thing you know, Mal's Bound by the law
Runnin' from Alliance really sticks into their craw
Mal and Zoe said, "Wash get us out of here!"
The say, "The outer planets is the place we want to be"
So they flew into the black on their home, Serenity
Firefly class, Crew of nine
Tryin' to make a livin'
Tryin' to get by.