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22 Apr 2010, 5:16 pm

I thought this board could use a new game. Apologies if it's been done already.

The rules are simple: just pick out a scenario, good or bad, and pick out a quote from a movie, book, TV show, or game. Oh, and don't forget to name said movie/tv/book/game!

A little example to start us off,

Jurassic Park

Your teacher approaches your desk. You lean over to a classmate,

Quote:

Keep absolutely still. It's vision is based on movement.

Have fun, all!

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22 Apr 2010, 6:05 pm

Quote:

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

from Princess Bride

to be used in any situation where someone misuses a word

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22 Apr 2010, 7:09 pm

While hosting Japanese visitors at a business meeting, lean over and say to a business partner:

Strange thing is, they make such bloody good cameras.. (From Dr. Strangelove)

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23 Apr 2010, 8:45 am

Brave Little Toaster

When asked why you're talented at something.

Quote:

It's my FUUUUUUUNCTIOOOONNN!! !! !! !

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25 Apr 2010, 5:11 pm

Looney Tunes

Pretty much anywhere:

Taz wrote:

(random animal noises)

When a student asks you what to do:

Bugs wrote:

Promenade across the floor. Sashay right on out the door. Out the door and into the glade and everybody promenade. Step right up you're doing fine. I'll pull your beard you'll pull mine. Yank it again like you did before. Break it up with a tug of war. Now into the brook and fish for the trout. Dive right in and splash about. Trout! Trout! Pretty little trout! One more splash and come right out. Shake like a hound-dog. Shake again. Wallow around in the old pig pen. Wallow some more. Y'all know how. Roll around like an old fat sow. Alamand left with your right hand. Follow through with a great left band. Now lead your partner the dirty old thing. Follow through with an elbow swing. Grab a fence post. Hold it tight. Womp your partner with all your might. Hit him in the shin. Hit him in the head. Hit him again. The critter ain't dead. Womp him low and womp him high. Stick your finger in his eye. Pretty little ring. Pretty little sound. Bang your heads against the ground. Promenade all around the room. Promenade like a bride and groom. Open up the door and step right in. Close the door and into a spin. Whirl! Whirl! Twist and twirl! Jump all around like a flying squirrel. Now don't you fuss and don't you swear. Just come right out and form a square. Now right hand over and left hand under. Both join hands and run like thunder. Over the hill and over the dale. Duck your head and lift your tail. Don't you stray and don't you roam. Turn to your partner. Promenade home. Corn in the cornfield. Wheat in the sack. Turn to your partner. Promenade back. And now you're home. Bow to your partner. Bow to the gent across the hall. And that is all!

When somebody says it's their fault:

Daf wrote:

Don't let it worry ya, Skipper. I'm just a crazy, darn fool duck.

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01 May 2010, 9:07 pm

When you are angry and don't know what to say...
"My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."---The Princess Bride

When talking to another aspie or 'outcast'...
"You and I have learned that being normal sucks, because we're freaks."---House MD

When someone tells you to 'get lost' because they don't like you...
"Skinny socially privileged white people get to draw this neat little circle and anyone outside of the circle should be beaten, broken, and reset. Failing that, they should be institutionalized, or worse, pitied."---House MD

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01 May 2010, 10:15 pm

AspieCartoonist wrote:

Jurassic Park

Your teacher approaches your desk. You lean over to a classmate,

Quote:

Keep absolutely still. Its vision is based on movement.

And of course, when she reacts to that -

"Clever girl."

One that I've actually used, when confronted with someone claiming that there's more to something than I can imagine -

"I don't know, I can imagine quite a bit." - Han Solo, Star Wars

Or when my daughter wants something, and carries on for a fair period of time, I quote her favorite movie at her -

"And yet, I am unmoved." - Mr. Bennett, Pride and Prejudice

Or sometimes -

"Everyone wants something, human. Desire forms the basis of organized society. That said, <insert denial here>" - Turian guard in Mass Effect, if you tell him you want the human prisoner released. (The original line ended, "That said, the xenophobe will stand trial.")

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