What's the last thing you took literally?

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15 Jul 2010, 11:11 pm

MONIQUEIJ wrote:
a lot i post it later


:wink: :arrow:


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15 Jul 2010, 11:20 pm

That it's very unusual for someone to name The Kinks, as their favourite group. That's what a student worker at my clubhouse told me, back in the Summer of 2000. I still believe that, to this day.


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16 Jul 2010, 7:08 am

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my dad: "robert's your mother's brother."
me: "my mother doesn't have any brothers."
my dad: "... bob's your uncle."
me: "... oh."
:lol: I just found that funny!



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16 Jul 2010, 7:52 pm

Whenever anyone asks me for a little of something..

Me: Do you want anything to drink?
Them: Oh, just a little water, thanks.
*Gives a tiny amount*

Me: How much laundry soap do I use?
Mom: Oh, just a little
*Puts in just enough to cover the bottom of the scoop*

How much is "a little"?


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16 Jul 2010, 8:20 pm

Aha.. and just now from a song for my sister's bday party. Lyrics are something like "applebottom jeans... fur-lined boots"
in my head looks like saggy mom-jeans with apple halves glued one to each buttcheek and pinetree branches in boots.


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16 Jul 2010, 8:27 pm

I took a piece of gum from my brother's room.

*looks at thread title* wait a tic...


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17 Jul 2010, 6:31 am

I took the plane yesterday :roll: :arrow:


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17 Jul 2010, 6:32 am

I literally took my children to the movies today :roll: :arrow:


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17 Jul 2010, 8:42 am

on the radio yesterday they said
"thugs are increasingly useing fierce dogs, knives and bats as weapons",
and I thought "how do they train them?"
and then I realised they meant the sporting equipment bats not the flying animal lolz



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17 Jul 2010, 9:05 am

Blindspot149 wrote:
I took the plane yesterday :roll: :arrow:


Haha that sounds like it could be right up there with

"I thought I told you to take a bath!"
"Well it's too heavy for me to lift!"

And lotusblossom... that is exactly what I would do. I'd train them to carry the knives.


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17 Jul 2010, 5:32 pm

I literally took someone at their word when they said I had forgotten to clock in at work.. :oops:



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17 Jul 2010, 6:04 pm

tinky wrote:
I took a piece of gum from my brother's room.

*looks at thread title* wait a tic...



BaaHaaaa!! ! :lmao: Feel like you were being watched?


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17 Jul 2010, 9:01 pm

My father had been stuck in traffic, and when he came in and I asked why, he said, "They decided to have a bonfire in the middle of the freeway. They were roasting marshmellows."

And me, being me, replied, "Really?" not questioning him, but questioning their stupidity.

Then he informed me that no, a camper caught fire and burned.


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17 Jul 2010, 9:20 pm

Sheep Go To Heaven, Goats Go To Hell. Do you think I'm a sheep, or a goat? I hope I'm not going to Hell, when I die.


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18 Jul 2010, 9:45 am

The last thing I took was two Percocet. Delicious.


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18 Jul 2010, 9:52 am

"tell me the truth, does this look good on me?"

hint: DON'T TELL THEM THE f*****g TRUTH.....

sheesh, it's not as if she didn't ask...