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27 Jul 2010, 7:12 pm

Life? Naw. I think I have been f**cked by genetics though.

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like humping a giant bean bag or something.

I lol'ed.


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27 Jul 2010, 8:52 pm

book_noodles wrote:
Life? Naw. I think I have been f**cked by genetics though.


Well . . . considering someone had to be in order for you to be born, so technically we're all born f**ked. Heh, it can truly be said that no one on the planet is a virgin because we're all screwed.



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27 Jul 2010, 10:07 pm

You're topic has changed my life. I will raise it on high as perhaps the greatest forum topic in the history of cyberspace.


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28 Jul 2010, 12:34 am

Seanmw wrote:
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if it weren't for the fact that fat unattractive girls get really horny too, i'd doubtless still be one.
I just did it to get it over with. It was a traumatizing horrible experience, and not because of her looks. It hurt to walk the next day :lol:

Really? I'd heard fat sex wasn't bad, kinda like humping a giant bean bag or something. You make it sound terrible.
maybe it was just that particular person then

Or maybe it was because she was on top, that would be more like being humped by a giant bean bag.


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28 Jul 2010, 12:36 am

GoatOnFire wrote:
Seanmw wrote:
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if it weren't for the fact that fat unattractive girls get really horny too, i'd doubtless still be one.
I just did it to get it over with. It was a traumatizing horrible experience, and not because of her looks. It hurt to walk the next day :lol:

Really? I'd heard fat sex wasn't bad, kinda like humping a giant bean bag or something. You make it sound terrible.
maybe it was just that particular person then

Or maybe it was because she was on top, that would be more like being humped by a giant bean bag.
true :lol: :lol:


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28 Jul 2010, 11:24 am

Seanmw wrote:
GoatOnFire wrote:
Seanmw wrote:
GoatOnFire wrote:
Seanmw wrote:
if it weren't for the fact that fat unattractive girls get really horny too, i'd doubtless still be one.
I just did it to get it over with. It was a traumatizing horrible experience, and not because of her looks. It hurt to walk the next day :lol:

Really? I'd heard fat sex wasn't bad, kinda like humping a giant bean bag or something. You make it sound terrible.
maybe it was just that particular person then

Or maybe it was because she was on top, that would be more like being humped by a giant bean bag.
true :lol: :lol:

:? Thanks to you guys I had a nightmare about that last night :lol:


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28 Jul 2010, 12:02 pm

book_noodles wrote:
Seanmw wrote:
GoatOnFire wrote:
Seanmw wrote:
GoatOnFire wrote:
Seanmw wrote:
if it weren't for the fact that fat unattractive girls get really horny too, i'd doubtless still be one.
I just did it to get it over with. It was a traumatizing horrible experience, and not because of her looks. It hurt to walk the next day :lol:

Really? I'd heard fat sex wasn't bad, kinda like humping a giant bean bag or something. You make it sound terrible.
maybe it was just that particular person then

Or maybe it was because she was on top, that would be more like being humped by a giant bean bag.
true :lol: :lol:

:? Thanks to you guys I had a nightmare about that last night :lol:
you're welcome :lol: :lol:


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28 Jul 2010, 12:21 pm

I am always bleeding.... too f'ed....



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28 Jul 2010, 1:56 pm

book_noodles wrote:
Seanmw wrote:
GoatOnFire wrote:
Seanmw wrote:
GoatOnFire wrote:
Seanmw wrote:
if it weren't for the fact that fat unattractive girls get really horny too, i'd doubtless still be one.
I just did it to get it over with. It was a traumatizing horrible experience, and not because of her looks. It hurt to walk the next day :lol:

Really? I'd heard fat sex wasn't bad, kinda like humping a giant bean bag or something. You make it sound terrible.
maybe it was just that particular person then

Or maybe it was because she was on top, that would be more like being humped by a giant bean bag.
true :lol: :lol:

:? Thanks to you guys I had a nightmare about that last night :lol:

Do tell. Were you the humped or the humpee? Or just a spectator to the scene?


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28 Jul 2010, 2:23 pm

A) This is a funny, informative, and interesting topic
B) Is this the right forum?
C) In some ways I'm not a virgin life experience-wise. Sexually, yes, but I've done things that some of my peers who have slept around a bit haven't (e.g. drive through Southern Ontario (yes friends, CANADA) in a blinding snowstorm).



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28 Jul 2010, 2:34 pm

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Do tell. Were you the humped or the humpee? Or just a spectator to the scene?

As always, just a spectator. It was pretty disgusting. For some reason the beanbag and the person were also playing that playground game with the volleyball on a rope attached to a pole? I forget what that is called.


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28 Jul 2010, 2:59 pm

book_noodles wrote:
GoatOnFire wrote:
Do tell. Were you the humped or the humpee? Or just a spectator to the scene?

As always, just a spectator. It was pretty disgusting. For some reason the beanbag and the person were also playing that playground game with the volleyball on a rope attached to a pole? I forget what that is called.


Tetherball.



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28 Jul 2010, 3:28 pm

Northeastern292 wrote:
book_noodles wrote:
GoatOnFire wrote:
Do tell. Were you the humped or the humpee? Or just a spectator to the scene?

As always, just a spectator. It was pretty disgusting. For some reason the beanbag and the person were also playing that playground game with the volleyball on a rope attached to a pole? I forget what that is called.


Tetherball.

Thanks. :eew: I'll never see that game the same way I did before this...


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28 Jul 2010, 4:26 pm

book_noodles wrote:
GoatOnFire wrote:
Do tell. Were you the humped or the humpee? Or just a spectator to the scene?

As always, just a spectator. It was pretty disgusting. For some reason the beanbag and the person were also playing that playground game with the volleyball on a rope attached to a pole? I forget what that is called.


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28 Jul 2010, 5:56 pm

Seanmw wrote:
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The whole memory of it all just makes me cringe...

Yeah, I've had one of those experiences where you need a half dozen showers afterward. I'm just really glad it was only once, and it wasn't my first or second time. (I feel sorry for you dude...)


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28 Jul 2010, 6:11 pm

bullyh8ter wrote:
No one is a virgin. Life F's everyone.


Here here! *raises glass*