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auntblabby
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06 May 2015, 8:43 pm

interior of jail cell awoke him.



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06 May 2015, 8:44 pm

:D

There was nothing he could do.



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06 May 2015, 8:45 pm

his pappy threw his bail, YIPPEE!! :bounce:



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06 May 2015, 8:48 pm

So Andrew got high this time.



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06 May 2015, 9:14 pm

and was ticketed for public intoxication.



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19 May 2015, 7:57 am

When I got home, I ate.



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19 May 2015, 6:50 pm

my gut gurgled, soon I rolfed.



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30 May 2015, 9:01 pm

I suck at life; kill me.



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30 May 2015, 9:02 pm

my head ached, my breath stank.



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30 May 2015, 9:03 pm

As the water gurgled, I drowned.



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30 May 2015, 9:04 pm

I doffed my socks, and swooned.



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30 May 2015, 9:05 pm

I came; she saw; we laughed. :)



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30 May 2015, 9:06 pm

the clouds passed, the sun shone :)



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05 Jun 2015, 9:35 pm

At one point, I was God.


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05 Jun 2015, 9:54 pm

then Über-God came along. sad.



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05 Jun 2015, 10:13 pm

Once upon a time the end.