Actually, all of us Canadians have Super Powers. It's widely known but the CIA and other organizations keep it under wraps because they don't like to admit that there is anything in Canada.
Mind you mine is a really lame super power. I can talk to walls (telepathically). Keep in mind that the vast majority of walls do not actually have minds and thus I can't use it.
This being the main reason it's such a lame power.
I mean come on, Auqaman has better super powers. How's that for sad?
As to how I actually know I have this power, there is the occasional wall with a mind. Though they're generally evil, for the most part they're just doing it for the attention. Once though RCMP Ninjas pretty much black mailed me into solving their problems with an evil wall. I mean what was I supposed to do, they're frick'n RCMP Ninjas! Not only do they have all that Ninja stuff going, but the mountie stuff too.
And as Canadians they had Super Powers, which I can only assume were far superior to mine.
But yeah, if I could have a good super power, I'd want the power to understand women. I suppose understanding people would be a bit better but let's face it, I'd pretty much only ever use it on women. This is not to say that women are particularly harder to understand then men, I just don't want to bother spending much time with them.
So either that or the power to open portals to hell releasing lots of fire and indescribable horrors. They'd give me a discount at the video store if I could do that they told me once. (To be fair though, I'm not sure how serious the offer was)