A news article from a Florida Newspaper: When Nathan Radlich's
house was burgled, thieves left his TV, his VCR, and even left his
watch. What they did take was "generic white cardboard box filled
with grayish-white powder." (That at least is the way the police
described it.) A spokesman for the Fort Lauderdale police said, "that
it looked similar to cocaine, and they'd probably thought they'd hit the
big time."
Then Nathan stood in front of the TV cameras and pleaded with the
burglars, "Please return the cremated remains of my sister, Gertrude.
She died three years ago."
Well, the next morning the bullet-riddled corpse of a drug dealer
known as Hoochie Pevens was found on Nathan's doorstep. The cardboard
box was there too with about half of Gertrude's ashes remaining, and
there was this note which read, "Hoochie sold us the bogus blow, so we
wasted Hoochie. Sorry we snorted your sister. No hard feelings.
Have a nice day."
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It are a fact
I know because of my learnings.
