Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer! (ASPIE STYLE!)

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For those of you who know this game, whoo hoo, you can get on with it, but for those who don't:

THE RULES:
Answer the above user's stupid question with a weird and stupid answer, and ask another one to the next poster.

Format:

Bob's Post:
(Answer to stupid question)
(Leave a space or two)
(2nd space)
(Stupid Question)

EX:
Bob: "Why is the grass green?"

Fred: "Because it got sick. PERMENANTLY"

Fred (In the same post): "Why do cows have spots?"

Okay, so that was a bad example, but I hope you get it.

(NOTE: This is not intended to give answer to any REAL HONEST QUESTIONS, this is just a fun game to pass the time. . If you ask something honest, you will get a stupid answer.)

STARTING!! !

Why is Pepsi soda brown?

Because it's made with Filtered Muddy Water and than it's sweetened.

Why is Bread called Bread?

Because all the good names were taken.


Why does money smell funny?

Coz money is too expensive to make with scented rose petals


How do birds and airplanes stay in the air?

Air is an illusion they've just convinced us of. They actually can't fly.

What is life?

So that's where the birds and airplanes go, the air! I have always thought they magically disappeared!

Where does the food go when you eat it?

Life is Death, Interrupted

Why do pencils get shorter when you sharpen them?

IN A BLACK HOLE!! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !!
oh but thats just a lie. You wouldent want to know
where it really goes.........



Why are trees so tall?

they eat more vegetables than other trees

Is WrongPlanet.net located on Mars?

Last edited by McCartney on 03 Jul 2006, 2:20 pm, edited 1 time in total.

no, I believe it's located somewhere around the sun.


What happens to water when it turns into ice?

well, we're not sure what happens but we know it happens.

why is the sky blue?

Because the sky can put us in a foreboding mood sometimes.

Why do our moods change so often?

Maybe because we have mood swings. Why do farts smell?( Hope i havent killed it)

they don't all, depends on what you eat and how the chemicals involved in digestion react with what you eat
where do clouds come from

Well, the scientists say some stupid, boring theory, but I believe that aliens fro the planet Narkaprtw make them (even though they don't exist)

Why can't we fly?

because our wings fall off when we are two

do fish have asperations