100 ways to annoy a NT

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I thought I'd make a sister to the ''100 ways to annoy somebody with Asperger's Syndrome'' thread
(This may not apply to all NTs and it may apply to some Aspies, but you know what we mean)
I'll start:

1. Hide their Blackberry

2. Tell them they look really weird in their new outfit

3. Block their access to facebook and other social networking sites by editing the blacklist of the router

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Health is a state of physical, mental and social wellbeing and not merely the absence of disease or infirmity I am not a jigsaw, I am a free man !

Diagnosed under the DSM5 rules with autism spectrum disorder, under DSM4 psychologist said would have been AS (299.80) but I suspect that I am somewhere between 299.80 and 299.00 (Autism) under DSM4.

4) Tell them yes when they ask "Does this dress make my butt look big?"

5) Answer honestly when they ask a question and only want to hear a certain answer and you don't even have that honest opinion so you tell them yours instead that they wouldn't want to hear

6) Argue with them about something over trivia they are wrong about and keep arguing with them telling them how wrong they are and then having a meltdown

7) Be very pedantic and keep correcting them when they get a small detail wrong

Give them logical support

9) Don't hang out with them

10) Don't talk at all

11) Talk too much

12) Go on and on about a same topic

13) Talk about the same thing over and over

14) When they ask "how are you?" tell them your life story

15) Get upset when your mamma does an abrupt change because she didn't tell you a day ahead of time

4. Talk about your special interest.

16, be different.

6)

17. Hang out with them
18. Answer their questions literally
19. Give them a logical answer when they just want to complain
20. Miss their jokes
21. Correct their jokes

23. Execute some mundane task the same way, at precisely the same time every day without deviating your method or speed.
24. Play your favorite song at least four times a day for a whole year.
25. Use official language to answer any simple query submitted for your cogitation.

26. Use words or concepts that they do not understand
27. Forget to use tact, because you are too tired or burnt out or because you are on the edge of losing control
28. Don't use tact, because you did not realize it was necessary
29. Stim

Seclude yourself from their group of friends and leave them wondering why you did so (even if its just because you can't deal with them).

30. Eat their fries

I can annoy people just by walking into a room. Yes, I am that talented.
Don't know if they are NT or whatnot. Just know I annoy them just by existing

31. Be stubbornly convinced that NTs are all shallow, stupid, mindless, ridiculous creatures [or that they're incapable of any and all mental activity not concerning facebook, fashion, or the overscrutinized lives of airheaded celebrities] and all have attitudes and minds similar to those you might see on freaking Jersey Shore or something.

20) Have the numbers be out of order
21) Tell the teacher you weren't the only one who misunderstood them
22) Join in on their conversation
23) Ask them "what's wrong?" when you see them crying
24) Pretend you don't notice they are upset because they had kept telling you to mind your own business
25) When they say "stop that" stop that and do another thing and when they tell you to "stop that" keep doing something else

31. Do home loan calculations using scientific notation for the large sums of money

So in place of 1200 $, write 1.2 x 10^3 $

Also use calculas for household matters such as working out how much the week's shopping will cost

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Health is a state of physical, mental and social wellbeing and not merely the absence of disease or infirmity I am not a jigsaw, I am a free man !

Diagnosed under the DSM5 rules with autism spectrum disorder, under DSM4 psychologist said would have been AS (299.80) but I suspect that I am somewhere between 299.80 and 299.00 (Autism) under DSM4.

31. Get annoyed with them because they insist on ignoring a rule
32. Explain to them that they should drop a rule that everybody is ignoring
33. Explain to them that their view of reality is delusional, and try to convince them to face the facts