I am too sexy..

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02 Apr 2011, 3:03 pm

I have the tendency to be a little too handsome, and a never ending proficiency in being pompous unintentionally.

How can I make myself more attractive by being less attractive? My serious nature tends to scare off newcomers, and my childish joking side after the pompous part gets me in trouble with the girls who stick around a while. I don't seem to have a problem walking into an area and making girls smile - but the whole, speaking part... unless they are irritatingly strong willed they brush me off as unattainable.

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02 Apr 2011, 3:14 pm

Step one: get a pin.

Step two: deflate your ego.

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02 Apr 2011, 3:16 pm

I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt so sexy it hurts!

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02 Apr 2011, 3:19 pm

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Yeah I think you need to eat a little humble pie. Date someone who's narcissistic, that'll probably do it if your relationship lasts longer week, heh...

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02 Apr 2011, 3:20 pm

MONKEY wrote:

I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt so sexy it hurts!

I always get MC Hammer and Vanilla Ice confused when it comes to songs. And then whoever did im too sexy...

Is this an aspie trait?

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02 Apr 2011, 3:21 pm

I think the ladies would ask for a proof.

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02 Apr 2011, 3:23 pm

Nim wrote:

MONKEY wrote:

I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt so sexy it hurts!

I always get MC Hammer and Vanilla Ice confused when it comes to songs. And then whoever did im too sexy...

Is this an aspie trait?

It was Right Said Fred.
And no it's not.

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02 Apr 2011, 3:24 pm

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:

I think the ladies would ask for a proof.

I got a higher score on hot or not then the guy in a army uniform holding a baby in one arm and a cute dog on a leash in another.

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02 Apr 2011, 3:28 pm

Nim wrote:

MONKEY wrote:

I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt so sexy it hurts!

I always get MC Hammer and Vanilla Ice confused when it comes to songs. And then whoever did im too sexy...

Is this an aspie trait?

Right Said Fred

Thats the name of the artist who did that great one hit wonder from the ninties.

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02 Apr 2011, 3:41 pm

Ok, but onto a better subject.

My personality seems to be at odds with my looks - girls want to approach but I look unapproachable. I'm just curious if you saw a serious looking attractive guy that made you turn around twice and made you somewhat nervous - what would the required response you'd perceive as appropriate be. A hi, a heeelloo? A hand shake, or to ignore you completely?

Girls attempt to talk to me and make me smile no matter where I go, I'd just like to be more friendly - or give off a friendlier feeling in a circumstantially relevant/appropriate way. Would it be appropriate if she said "I like your glasses" to respond "and I find your hair interesting/nice". How can I become attainable rather than a passer by?

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02 Apr 2011, 5:17 pm

Nim wrote:

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:

I think the ladies would ask for a proof.

I got a higher score on hot or not then the guy in a army uniform holding a baby in one arm and a cute dog on a leash in another.

Since you have a such enormous confidence then maybe you should start a photo poll thread called: "Nim vs The cute dog."

The results might surprise you.

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02 Apr 2011, 5:40 pm

that must be my problem too, I'm so unattainably hot that girls must believe they can't have me and therefor don't approach me. That must be the reason for why when I walk into a room every girl doesn't immediately drop everything and flock over to me and begin ripping their clothes off and throwing their phone numbers at me, it's because I'm to hot...

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02 Apr 2011, 5:47 pm

…for your shirt? :wink: