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18 Apr 2020, 8:34 pm

Trump becomes the leader of the free world. :lol:

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19 Apr 2020, 11:48 am

Throwaway2 wrote:

Booooooo.........

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19 Apr 2020, 11:53 am

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Dark joke?

Ok. What do you say when the sun goes the other side of the earth?

"It's night time".

Its never coming back........

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20 Apr 2020, 3:12 pm

I was walking down the street one day and I passed the gun store. I walked in and and everything was half off. I didn’t know back to school sales had started already

A man gets kicked out of police camp after writing “Who’s that Pokémon” next to all of the chalk outlines

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22 Apr 2020, 1:35 pm

There was a post here I removed it.

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22 Apr 2020, 2:22 pm

#tryingtojustifyracism

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22 Apr 2020, 2:40 pm

Skilpadde wrote:

A man gets kicked out of police camp after writing “Who’s that Pokémon” next to all of the chalk outlines

I love it. :lol:

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22 Apr 2020, 11:49 pm

Never stop trying to exceed your limits. We need the entertainment.

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30 Apr 2020, 3:07 pm

I met a twat once who had a penis and a vagina I told him to go f**k himself!

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30 Apr 2020, 7:53 pm

So it appears like the Moon, the Wrong Planet has a Dark Side of it too.. :arrow: :skull:

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30 Apr 2020, 8:10 pm

I suck at telling jokes - so I listen to Louis CK instead. I think he's great, the king of dark comedy!! !

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30 Apr 2020, 8:16 pm

Rosemary West says to Fred West "Would you like a beer, love?" Fred replies "Oh yes, please - I could murder some Tennants!"

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30 Apr 2020, 10:28 pm

How does one have a 'Civil' War?

"Pardon me, my good man! But since we can't seem to agree on anything me and my fellow soldiers here will have to shoot you dead. No hard feelings?"

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03 May 2020, 11:03 am

I love how in horror movies the person calls out, “Hello,” as if the psycho will answer, “Hey, what’s up, I’m in the kitchen. Want a sandwich?”

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03 May 2020, 12:24 pm

Heeeelllllloooooooooo ? ^^^^^^^^^

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04 May 2020, 3:34 am

Click on the link to watch a hilarious video of Winnie the Pooh.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtOckG5tNhc

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