Page 1 of 4 [ 50 posts ]  Go to page 1, 2, 3, 4  Next

deep-techno
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 7 Jan 2006
Age: 28
Gender: Male
Posts: 1,080
Location: Exeter, UK

01 Aug 2006, 4:25 am

1) Send all bullies, any age, to jail.
2) Send people who disrespect aspies to jail.
3) Ban all tobacco, illegal drugs, excessive alcohol.


_________________
If the phrase "you are what you eat" is correct, technically we must all be cannibals.


DirtDawg
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 27 Jul 2006
Age: 65
Gender: Male
Posts: 1,154
Location: Indy Area

01 Aug 2006, 4:56 am

When your dog goes for a walk with you ... Clean it up!

No doughnut shops within ten miles of me.

If I can hear your car stereo inside my house, I can pepper your car with paint balls.

If you can hear my stereo inside your car, stop by with some music I've never heard.

If you don't laugh at a joke you better have a funnier one.


_________________
It's just music for me. The other stims don't work.


MrMark
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 3 Jul 2006
Age: 62
Gender: Male
Posts: 8,918
Location: Tallahassee, FL

01 Aug 2006, 5:39 am

1. I will tell the truth.
..a. Except when lying is the lesser of evils.


_________________
"The cordial quality of pear or plum
Rises as gladly in the single tree
As in the whole orchards resonant with bees."
- Emerson


TheMachine1
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 11 Jun 2006
Gender: Male
Posts: 8,011
Location: 9099 will be my last post...what the hell 9011 will be.

01 Aug 2006, 5:40 am

deep-techno wrote:
1) Send all bullies, any age, to jail.
2) Send people who disrespect aspies to jail.
3) Ban all tobacco, illegal drugs, excessive alcohol.


1) Require bullies to under go anger management. Isolate them if needed
but do not jail them unless they violate the law.

2) Anyone limiting free speech will be jailed.

3) Provide treatment centers for people with substance abuse problems.



Last edited by TheMachine1 on 01 Aug 2006, 5:42 am, edited 2 times in total.

hale_bopp
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 2 Nov 2004
Gender: Female
Posts: 17,054
Location: None

01 Aug 2006, 5:41 am

deep-techno wrote:
2) Send people who disrespect aspies to jail.


Are you trying to be like Hitler?



DavidR
Tufted Titmouse
Tufted Titmouse

User avatar

Joined: 30 Jul 2006
Gender: Male
Posts: 42

01 Aug 2006, 6:02 am

sound seem that way :lol:

my three would be

1. ban those tiny little yappy dogs :evil:
2. legalise Canabis
3. (UK specific) an actual bill protecting our rights properly



Vinzer
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 28 Mar 2006
Gender: Male
Posts: 524
Location: The Land of Eternal Suck

01 Aug 2006, 6:19 am

1. Dogs of all shapes and sizes should be illegal as pets. They are now considered food only.
2. All skinny and fat people must now have must have "Tiny" and "Fat" in front of their names, respectively. (Tiny Marcus, Fat Joe, etc.)
3. No sitting in the middle of a hall for no apparent reason. Blocking the way to wherever for everyone else because you're too ****ing stupid to at least stand on the side or something will be punished by a kick to the head.


_________________
If at first you don't succeed, maybe failure is your style.


TheMachine1
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 11 Jun 2006
Gender: Male
Posts: 8,011
Location: 9099 will be my last post...what the hell 9011 will be.

01 Aug 2006, 6:32 am

Vinzer wrote:
2. All skinny and fat people must now have must have "Tiny" and "Fat" in front of their names, respectively. (Tiny Marcus, Fat Joe, etc.)


I propose we update the law to permit the use of "Big Boned Joe" and
"Boney Marcus"



a1kemi
Raven
Raven

User avatar

Joined: 2 Jun 2006
Age: 36
Gender: Male
Posts: 114
Location: Australia

01 Aug 2006, 6:39 am

1. - Legalize all drug use.
1.a - Harsh penalties for major drug trafficking and production.
1.b - No social security or public insurance for chronic drug addicts (actual addicts, not habitual users)

2. - Corporations to be held accountable for product prices and interest rates.
2.a - Discontinue products and services determined to be provided for profit over use.

3. - No looking at mooses from within airplanes.


_________________
"Mundus vult decipi, ergo decipiatur" - Petronius


Captain_Brown
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 14 Jun 2006
Gender: Female
Posts: 699

01 Aug 2006, 7:51 am

All illegal drugs found in a certain place, everyone will go to prison for a maximum of 10 years.
All child abusers will go to life in prison and may be executed by lethal injection.
Murderers of any kind will be executed.



TheMachine1
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 11 Jun 2006
Gender: Male
Posts: 8,011
Location: 9099 will be my last post...what the hell 9011 will be.

01 Aug 2006, 8:02 am

1) Execute the people responsible for Geico commericals.

2) All you scumbag dope user will be require to pay a $1 fine if I catch you.



Alternative
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 29 Jun 2006
Gender: Male
Posts: 6,341

01 Aug 2006, 8:13 am

1) Dont bleep out swear words on TV.

2) Put all adverts on one channel called the advert channel.

3) Forbid under age smoking.

4) Put a cerfew on the streets at night, so no hooligans can roam the streets at night.



deep-techno
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 7 Jan 2006
Age: 28
Gender: Male
Posts: 1,080
Location: Exeter, UK

01 Aug 2006, 8:31 am

Why would you want to legalise all illegal drugs? If It was perfectly legal, that doesn't mean that I would do it.

hale_bopp wrote:
Are you trying to be like Hitler?


No I'm not, but people who can't accept Aspies and their way of behaviour deserve to be punished.

1) Ban petrol and gas, so people can rely on electric cars and solar/wind energy.


_________________
If the phrase "you are what you eat" is correct, technically we must all be cannibals.


DirtDawg
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 27 Jul 2006
Age: 65
Gender: Male
Posts: 1,154
Location: Indy Area

01 Aug 2006, 9:29 am

Unless you're a friggin' earthworm whisperer, stay the hell out of MY garden.


_________________
It's just music for me. The other stims don't work.


waterdogs
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 26 Jul 2006
Gender: Male
Posts: 1,088

01 Aug 2006, 9:40 am

1. money is free
2. nobody has to have a job, (everyone relaxes all day)
3. no news, exept for the local forcast
4. amusement parks in every town
5. free trips to the moon
6. No taxes
7. common sence laws only please
8)



Emettman
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 18 Dec 2005
Gender: Male
Posts: 1,025
Location: Cornwall, UK

01 Aug 2006, 1:44 pm

A fixed (and much lower than current totals) limit on the number of laws in existence.

Anyone wants a new law, they have to find an old law to be repealed. And that gets voted on.