Make your own laws!

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1) Send all bullies, any age, to jail.
2) Send people who disrespect aspies to jail.
3) Ban all tobacco, illegal drugs, excessive alcohol.

When your dog goes for a walk with you ... Clean it up!

No doughnut shops within ten miles of me.

If I can hear your car stereo inside my house, I can pepper your car with paint balls.

If you can hear my stereo inside your car, stop by with some music I've never heard.

If you don't laugh at a joke you better have a funnier one.

1. I will tell the truth.
..a. Except when lying is the lesser of evils.

1) Require bullies to under go anger management. Isolate them if needed
but do not jail them unless they violate the law.

2) Anyone limiting free speech will be jailed.

3) Provide treatment centers for people with substance abuse problems.

Last edited by TheMachine1 on 01 Aug 2006, 5:42 am, edited 2 times in total.

Are you trying to be like Hitler?

sound seem that way

my three would be

1. ban those tiny little yappy dogs
2. legalise Canabis
3. (UK specific) an actual bill protecting our rights properly

1. Dogs of all shapes and sizes should be illegal as pets. They are now considered food only.
2. All skinny and fat people must now have must have "Tiny" and "Fat" in front of their names, respectively. (Tiny Marcus, Fat Joe, etc.)
3. No sitting in the middle of a hall for no apparent reason. Blocking the way to wherever for everyone else because you're too ****ing stupid to at least stand on the side or something will be punished by a kick to the head.

I propose we update the law to permit the use of "Big Boned Joe" and
"Boney Marcus"

1. - Legalize all drug use.
1.a - Harsh penalties for major drug trafficking and production.
1.b - No social security or public insurance for chronic drug addicts (actual addicts, not habitual users)

2. - Corporations to be held accountable for product prices and interest rates.
2.a - Discontinue products and services determined to be provided for profit over use.

3. - No looking at mooses from within airplanes.

All illegal drugs found in a certain place, everyone will go to prison for a maximum of 10 years.
All child abusers will go to life in prison and may be executed by lethal injection.
Murderers of any kind will be executed.

1) Execute the people responsible for Geico commericals.

2) All you scumbag dope user will be require to pay a $1 fine if I catch you.

1) Dont bleep out swear words on TV.

2) Put all adverts on one channel called the advert channel.

3) Forbid under age smoking.

4) Put a cerfew on the streets at night, so no hooligans can roam the streets at night.

Why would you want to legalise all illegal drugs? If It was perfectly legal, that doesn't mean that I would do it.

No I'm not, but people who can't accept Aspies and their way of behaviour deserve to be punished.

1) Ban petrol and gas, so people can rely on electric cars and solar/wind energy.

Unless you're a friggin' earthworm whisperer, stay the hell out of MY garden.

1. money is free
2. nobody has to have a job, (everyone relaxes all day)
3. no news, exept for the local forcast
4. amusement parks in every town
5. free trips to the moon
6. No taxes
7. common sence laws only please

A fixed (and much lower than current totals) limit on the number of laws in existence.

Anyone wants a new law, they have to find an old law to be repealed. And that gets voted on.