The Bus That Ate NTs

Page 1 of 1 [ 14 posts ]

Joined: 17 Jul 2004
Age: 50
Gender: Male
Posts: 118,465
Location: In my little Olympic World of peace and love

26 Aug 2006, 4:45 am

Once upon a time, there was a Routemaster who was tired of dealing with NTs and their Archaic Attitudes.

She had a very rough week, dealing with such Biggots.

She was laughed at, by a Knocked-up NT Woman who was very well Done-Up, as she was walking with her NT Stud Muffin Boyfriend.

She was harrassed by a couple of Male NT Pre-Teens who were on their Bikes.

She was yelled at, by her NT Parents, through out the Summer and she's almost 32.

She's had a very young NT Boy standing at the end of her driveway, poking fun at Autistics in general.

One day, the Bus had decided to round up all of the people who had done her wrong, over the Summer Months.

She had a very revengefull plan in her Mind.

She has ordered the NTs whom had done her wrong, over the past Seven Weeks to line up, in the middle of the Road in a single file.

Than she preceded to drive into the line of NTs, as she gobbled them up, one after another.

She let out a big Burp and a loud Double-Ding, after she finished off the last of her Feast!

The End.

I'm very ticked, right now.

violet_yoshi
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 15 Aug 2004
Age: 43
Gender: Female
Posts: 1,297

26 Aug 2006, 5:23 am

Yeah, that was a bit creepy.

_________________
"Sprinkle, sprinkle, little bar, what I wonder is a cat" - Cheese from Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends

Musical_Lottie
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 14 Sep 2005
Age: 36
Gender: Female
Posts: 656
Location: Bedfordshire, East of England

26 Aug 2006, 6:35 am

I found that story funny, actually. Oops? :oops:

_________________
Spectrumite ... somewhere.

CockneyRebel
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 17 Jul 2004
Age: 50
Gender: Male
Posts: 118,465
Location: In my little Olympic World of peace and love

26 Aug 2006, 12:44 pm

Maybe my new Nic Name should be "Bulgy the Double Decker". :lol:

Litigious
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 23 Aug 2006
Gender: Male
Posts: 1,505
Location: Nearest Wells Fargo trade

26 Aug 2006, 1:17 pm

I liked the story.

Fooker
Butterfly

Joined: 7 Jun 2006
Gender: Male
Posts: 16

26 Aug 2006, 1:31 pm

I find it all to easy to sympathize with this one...

I don't know how many times I've been driving along, and thought to myself "Self, how many people could this brick on wheels tank that is my van take out before any actual damaged occured to it?". Self usually replies "Not enough"...

Grecko

_________________
Fooker

subatai_baadur
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 9 Jun 2006
Gender: Male
Posts: 783
Location: Tampa, Florida

26 Aug 2006, 1:44 pm

I tend to go with less realistic mass murder fantasies, like taking control of all the electricity in the school and just going insane for a few hours before the army took me down.

Postscript-The FBI just read this and added it to my file.

_________________
On a long enough time line, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.

lae
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 13 May 2006
Gender: Female
Posts: 786

26 Aug 2006, 2:55 pm

I enjoyed that. I like that kind of humor. It's a good outlet to use creativity to deal with the cruelty of stupid people.

CockneyRebel
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 17 Jul 2004
Age: 50
Gender: Male
Posts: 118,465
Location: In my little Olympic World of peace and love

26 Aug 2006, 5:30 pm

subatai_baadur wrote:

Welcome back, SB. It's nice to see from you, again.

subatai_baadur
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 9 Jun 2006
Gender: Male
Posts: 783
Location: Tampa, Florida

26 Aug 2006, 6:50 pm

Good to be back.

_________________
On a long enough time line, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.

en_una_isla
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 31 Oct 2005
Gender: Female
Posts: 2,876

26 Aug 2006, 7:35 pm

I found it funny too... oops.

CockneyRebel
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 17 Jul 2004
Age: 50
Gender: Male
Posts: 118,465
Location: In my little Olympic World of peace and love

26 Aug 2006, 9:32 pm

I've heard on a Radio Show, that people eventually become what they think about, all day long. I was very skeptical about that, for a long time.

BelaLugosi
Yellow-bellied Woodpecker

Joined: 24 Aug 2006
Gender: Male
Posts: 63

27 Aug 2006, 3:22 am

Thank you for a wonderful story! :twisted:

CockneyRebel
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 17 Jul 2004
Age: 50
Gender: Male
Posts: 118,465
Location: In my little Olympic World of peace and love

27 Aug 2006, 9:38 pm

Thankyou for reading my story.

Page 1 of 1 [ 14 posts ]

Jump to:

The Bus That Ate NTs Post Reply New Topic

The Bus That Ate NTs