Movies I wish they had made

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Movies I wish they had made.

Klaatu and Gort come to earth to set up an interplanetary booze production operation:

The Day the Earth Still Stood.


Queen Ann of England has a drunken brawl with Queen Anna of Sweden

The Clash of the Tight Anns.


Spock is rescued from the planet made by the Genesis Effect. He is evacuated to a Federation Hospital.

Spock -- The Gurney Home


Phil Hogan plays an Australian Bill Collector and Repo Man

Crocodile Dunned Me.



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A sports reporter falls in love while documenting the accidents of a clumsy race car driver:

Ways of Blunder



Chewbacca loses his job as Han Solo's co-pilot. In order to pay the bills, he begins working in the world's oldest profession:

Wookie Nights



After spending years spying on enemy shoguns and assassinating political officials, a medieval, black-clad warrior records the stories of his life:

Memoirs of a Ninja



A struggling singer is secretly coached by a can of soda hiding in the theater's basement:

Fanta of the Opera



A cold-blooded, deadly rooster is killing audacious chickens with an ingenious device:

No Country for Bold Hens



I should stop...I could go on all day with this.

A movie about beings from another solar system (the one we are now entering before galactic alignment) who genetically engineered mankind to be their slaves and subjects of study. how they shaped the history of mankind and how they've manipulated everything since the dawn of time. How they've used human puppets through an hierarchical system to control all of humanity's attempts to create efficient renewable energy sources, self-sufficient households, free food and energy to the world, mislead the scientific and religious communities and turned people from different cultures and places to fight with each other over issues that have no relevance to future of mankind. I'd like to see it all pictured as if it was real..

Stargate and Matrix come pretty close about this, but still not close enough.

I think the very first one would make a good comedy.