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whiteskunk
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03 Sep 2006, 11:00 pm

Show them my picture. That'll scare anyone away. (It's in my gallery album)


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03 Sep 2006, 11:14 pm

I just got out of jail. I'll bet the kids at the playground will be excited to see me again. I just hope they've learned to shut up.



03 Sep 2006, 11:17 pm

What did you go to jail for? Was the food bad there?



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03 Sep 2006, 11:21 pm

hahahaha

whiteskunk...you look like a cop or a corrections officer.

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what was the ques..

start talking about anything that might make another realize that you think they'll be there tomorrow. pressure kills.


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03 Sep 2006, 11:29 pm

likedcalico wrote:
What did you go to jail for? Was the food bad there?


It was a joke intended to give the impression that I am a pedophile, thus scaring people off. I don't molest kids, nor have I ever been to jail.



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03 Sep 2006, 11:49 pm

Ah man! A cop or corrections officer? That was an old photo used when I was trying to get into television or films as an actor.
Now I know why I never got any call backs. lol
Nah. I'm a harmless irritating pest that creates art for greeting/holiday cards and occasional voice-over acting.
Alas-I have no girlfriend. 'Sigh' Not like that's going to happen. Every time I've gone out on a date. One of two things happen.

1) I'd get a nose bleed and run off. (From nervousness/anxiety)
2) I'd passout from the same above reasons.

Now you know the truth. I'm a coward/a chicken/a wimp, etc.


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03 Sep 2006, 11:49 pm

I can borrow one of the damgerous Dogs that the English Lady acrossed my street owns. Than I can hide behind the bushes, waiting for that ignorant kid that I don't like. Than I can let the Dog off his lead and let him bite that spoiled Brat.



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03 Sep 2006, 11:53 pm

I've always said that wearing nine hats would do it, but I never tried. I've noticed that average behavior downtown will get you arrested in the suburbs.

My experience is that people don't go away. Going away is a terrible thing for them. They seem to need to negate going away, by coming back, or by being insulted.

Another question: how do you scare people away while walking a highly sociable white poodle? <Your dog can play with my dog, but let's not discuss it.>



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04 Sep 2006, 12:00 am

:oops:I shouldn't have posted this thread :oops: Me and my stupidity :oops:


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04 Sep 2006, 6:46 am

I suppose telling them about the movie I have on my computer where a guy slaughters and cooks a kitten would do the trick.



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04 Sep 2006, 7:00 am

Probably I should show the 2 scars on my face, both in the shape of a banana. That would definitely scare them.



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04 Sep 2006, 8:15 am

Nah. . .My picture is scarier than anything imaginable. My own opinion is I definitely am the ugliest person on the planet.
I have the tendency to believe what others say of me when it's heard over the course of years.


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04 Sep 2006, 11:18 am

What's wrong with your picture? From what you wrote, I thought you would have five noses or six ears or something.



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04 Sep 2006, 7:45 pm

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04 Sep 2006, 7:50 pm

"The two words that scare 'em off the fastest are sex & autism."
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