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30 Oct 2022, 6:30 pm

I am now a proud follower of Donald "Pumpkin" Trump. :twisted:

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03 Nov 2022, 4:51 am

I dont like coffee.

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07 Nov 2022, 4:10 pm

Every fourth week is a "leap week" with an extra day, which is called "Loxday" after the Norse God Loki.

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09 Nov 2022, 12:28 pm

My antlers are coming on nicely and so far, TV reception is good.

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09 Nov 2022, 1:19 pm

Cardi B chose that stage name because she always wears big fluffy cardigans with black and yellow stripes.

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09 Nov 2022, 1:40 pm

I never put my foot in it or accidentally offend people.

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10 Nov 2022, 9:49 am

I think that Joe Biden is a great politician and his but smells like roses.

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10 Nov 2022, 4:45 pm

PhosphorusDecree wrote:

The Earth landings were faked. Astronauts have gone into orbit and even landed on the Moon, but it was a one-way trip. It's impossible to get a spaceship back down through the atmosphere without it burning up. NASA and Roscosmos both employ impersonators to make it look like their astronauts got home safely.

Actually ...humans never lived on Earth to begin with!

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10 Nov 2022, 4:45 pm

I believe in God.

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10 Nov 2022, 8:14 pm

I no longer believe in God.

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11 Nov 2022, 1:57 am

Today its the 27th of september, a day with a lot of snow outside, i cant even ride my car because of the snow. So i decide to take my private airplane to go to office.

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11 Nov 2022, 8:56 am

Doin' well today.

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12 Nov 2022, 11:11 am

Remembrance Day is my favourite holiday. People are just so warm and welcoming towards Germans during the first 11 days of November

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14 Nov 2022, 12:24 am

My mom never went to her native land, but instead visited family in the US South.

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14 Nov 2022, 2:59 pm

Double Retired wrote:

I can see what you are doing.

STOP IT!

Really, STOP DOING THAT!

We can ALL see you!

I meant "GUYS, STOP IT!" Ladies, please don't...but it would be nice if you faced the camera. :roll:

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14 Nov 2022, 3:10 pm

Double Retired wrote:

I can see what you are doing.

STOP IT!

Really, STOP DOING THAT!

We can ALL see you!

I meant "GUYS, STOP IT!" Ladies, please don't...but it would be nice if you faced the camera. :roll:

You're totally talking about doing eyeliner here. Can't fool me.

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