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Harrison Ford is Lady Gaga's father.

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14 Aug 2011, 7:00 pm

Jenny McCarthy accepts her son as he is, she doesn't think her son needs to be cured and she sees autism as a wonderful gift.

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14 Aug 2011, 7:49 pm

There's a right answer to every question.

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14 Aug 2011, 7:55 pm

God made the world ten thousand years ago during the creation.

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14 Aug 2011, 7:57 pm

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14 Aug 2011, 8:11 pm

Too much sex makes you blind.

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14 Aug 2011, 8:12 pm

1 = 2

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14 Aug 2011, 8:25 pm

I'm much more of a Beatles Fan than a Kinks Fan.

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14 Aug 2011, 8:32 pm

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14 Aug 2011, 8:41 pm

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14 Aug 2011, 8:43 pm

CockneyRebel wrote:

Too much sex makes you blind.

but it can... not in the literal sense though.. but you get vision problems

http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/s ... google.com

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High frequency sex activity can give you vision problems and eye disorders. If an orgasm induces excessive glutamate in the nervous synapse, photoreceptors or retinal extracellular space, and aging effect on the retinal circuitry will be observed, if severe enough it can be damaged or even blacken out.

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14 Aug 2011, 8:46 pm

I am NT.

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14 Aug 2011, 8:47 pm

Feeling content.

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14 Aug 2011, 8:47 pm

I am looking forward to my nieces visit.

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