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13 Nov 2018, 11:42 pm

has one ever made a wish in one hand, took a dump in the other, and seen which stank first?



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13 Nov 2018, 11:44 pm

If music be the fudge of Love, make mine a bass clarinet



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13 Nov 2018, 11:45 pm

Auntblabby, you mean a dump in the hand is worth two in the bushes?



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13 Nov 2018, 11:46 pm

Jazz isn't dead, it just smells funny (zappa)



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13 Nov 2018, 11:53 pm

Alexanderplatz wrote:
Auntblabby, you mean a dump in the hand is worth two in the bushes?

make mine a contrabass clarinet [what I played in high school].



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14 Nov 2018, 12:03 am

I am very impressed = wonderful sound



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14 Nov 2018, 12:04 am

Contrabass Clarinet in the morning, Shepherd's porn ring.



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14 Nov 2018, 12:18 am

Alexanderplatz wrote:
I am very impressed = wonderful sound

and it took only about half the air [thanks to the resonating reed] that the marching band bass tuba I played. :dj:



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19 Nov 2018, 12:44 pm

I heard this in an ep of Shin-Chan by the stupid teacher :arrow:

A bird in your hand is worth getting your rocks off in a bush.


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19 Nov 2018, 9:53 pm

the grass is always browner on this side of the septic stank.



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22 Nov 2018, 7:55 am

keep your friends close, but your fiends closer.



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22 Nov 2018, 8:54 am

"make like a tree and get outta here!"



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20 Dec 2018, 8:01 pm

Butter wouldn’t melt in her hand.



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20 Dec 2018, 10:32 pm

melts in your mouth, not in your gland.



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24 Dec 2018, 10:47 am

Like martyr, like daughter.



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24 Dec 2018, 11:43 am

You can lead a cat to water....but she certainly wouldn’t swim in it.