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Laconvivencia
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06 Sep 2011, 6:12 pm

Here is my worst song that I have ever heard. Barack The Magic Negro by Paul Shanklin. It is racist, insensitive and pathetic.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5JFeaJ5A4g&feature=related[/youtube]



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06 Sep 2011, 6:49 pm

Well I don't think anything's going to top that.

(No I didn't watch it either. It looks like filth all right!)



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06 Sep 2011, 6:55 pm

Pick any Toby Keith song at random.



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06 Sep 2011, 7:00 pm

That f*****g Paul McCartney Christmas song.



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06 Sep 2011, 7:57 pm

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ViSZI6UJEUQ[/youtube]

I win.


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06 Sep 2011, 8:11 pm

Wraythen wrote:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ViSZI6UJEUQ[/youtube]

I win.


I like that song...

I don't really dislike any music so I can't give you a worst song cuz it's all good to me haha



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06 Sep 2011, 8:20 pm

"Black Horse and the Cherry Tree" - KT Tunstall

"Christmas Shoes" comes in close second. Not because it's annoying like the first song, but because it's one of the most depressing songs in the English language. No, really - they've done surveys, and this one always gets to the top spot, or at least close to it.



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06 Sep 2011, 8:45 pm

Perhaps it's TOO obvious, but I'm surprised no one's said "Friday" by Rebecca Black.

If we're talking songs that some people actually enjoy, then I'd say Katy Perry's "Firework" or "I Kissed a Girl" (the latter because it's horribly offensive, the former because it's a terrible song and she can't sing).



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06 Sep 2011, 8:52 pm

IdahoRose wrote:
"Black Horse and the Cherry Tree" - KT Tunstall

"Christmas Shoes" comes in close second. Not because it's annoying like the first song, but because it's one of the most depressing songs in the English language. No, really - they've done surveys, and this one always gets to the top spot, or at least close to it.


Seriously, any Christmas song that gets played 5,000 times on the radio at the end of the year gets my vote. That Christmas Shoes song sure is depressing. Mary's Boy Child is the most annoying song in the universe. It's sung by one of those aggravating as f**k black woman church chorus groups. I hate to be racist and all, but there is nothing worse than a black woman choir singing about Jesus. That's even more annoying than Dancing Queen. Even worse than Soulja Boi. Crank dat ho! Superman that ho! That song is the one thing that can literally get me to tear my hair out. If you played that song over and over again in Guantanamo Bay, not only would the terrorists give up all their information, they would volunteer to help our cause if only we shut that song off.



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06 Sep 2011, 9:31 pm

RUserious wrote:
That f***ing Paul McCartney Christmas song.


Haha! I know, right?

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I win.


Ah, nice move, good sir. But I'll meet your... whatever that is... and raise you a "Crabcore". <--(Link to bandwidth hogging gif)

Why the @*$& aren't they underlined anyway? It would take an entire 5 seconds worth of coding....


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06 Sep 2011, 11:30 pm

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fV4DiAyExN0&ob=av2n[/youtube]
Tolerable the first time.
Not the NEXT ten million times I heard it on the radio.
Now, it makes me want to kill myself.


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06 Sep 2011, 11:45 pm

"I will always love you." by Whitney Houston that has got to be one of the worst songs on earth she sounds like she's in agony.



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07 Sep 2011, 12:20 am

Are you guys even trying?

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TyZ8cNlZRRY[/youtube]



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07 Sep 2011, 1:34 am

Koan wrote:
RUserious wrote:
That f***ing Paul McCartney Christmas song.


Haha! I know, right?

Wraythen wrote:

I win.


Ah, nice move, good sir. But I'll meet your... whatever that is... and raise you a "Crabcore". <--(Link to bandwidth hogging gif)

Why the @*$& aren't they underlined anyway? It would take an entire 5 seconds worth of coding....


[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpOnn8NQuAc[/youtube]



I'll see your "crabcore", and i'll raise you.....

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdbyG2MrBHk&ob=av2e[/youtube]


No contest, now i'm off to decontaminate my sanity, self-respect and taste in music after being violated by this......


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07 Sep 2011, 1:52 am

any and every techno/dance inspired rap or pop on the radio these days


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07 Sep 2011, 2:00 am

Phil Collins - You'll be in my heart


What an overplayed, insipid piece of s**t. From brilliant drummer to money-grubbing sellout. Shameful.