The Church of Sarcastophilology

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14 Sep 2006, 2:28 pm

The scientologists have been annoying me lately, so I decided to start my own "church" dedicated to puns, sarcasm, and wittiness that only Aspies can understand.

I'll start by saying that I think Republicans are great and I want to be more like George W. Bush :roll:

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14 Sep 2006, 2:37 pm

I would like to be an intellectual giant as our prime minister Göran Persson. :roll:

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14 Sep 2006, 3:58 pm

I would like to be a member of the church of sarcastophilology :roll:

No, really!! !

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14 Sep 2006, 4:33 pm

ok send me your credit card details and you can join my free church of aspiness and fun.

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14 Sep 2006, 4:42 pm

Perhaps the slogan from this shirt could be adapted for the church:

http://tinyurl.com/jg83p

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14 Sep 2006, 9:02 pm

Slow drivers in the fast lane have the right idea. Can I be more like them??

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14 Sep 2006, 9:15 pm

hah! i have a national sarcasm society poster on my door! i think i'm well qualified. Can we send cat nip if money is not available?

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14 Sep 2006, 9:33 pm

Cult of the Followers of Squiggy makes fun of ALL religions.

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14 Sep 2006, 9:56 pm

Xuincherguixe wrote:

Cult of the Followers of Squiggy makes fun of ALL religions.

Squiggy as in Lenny and Squiggy?

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14 Sep 2006, 11:29 pm

Squiggy comes from a game Chaos Overlords. It wasn't all that good. One of the units was called Followers of Squiggy, and it had the description "Worships a dark god that doesn't exist".

It really stuck with me.

There wasn't a lot of description about WHAT Squiggy was, but it was very likely inspired by Cthulhu.

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15 Sep 2006, 12:19 am

Xuincherguixe wrote:

Aaaaaaaaaaa!! ! More balsphemy frome Squiggy!! !! !! ! Help me!! ! Somebody Help me!! !! !! :wink:

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15 Sep 2006, 4:56 am

I luv all you bastards in the express lane paying with checks.

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15 Sep 2006, 8:53 am

send me money ....may cheques payable to aspie house of fun and pain.

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15 Sep 2006, 10:21 am

I love those people who are walking in front of you and then they suddenly stop dead in their tracks and get in your way, highlight of my day that is :roll: When you trip over them or walk into them and they shout at you for it, it's even better!! !! ! :roll: Makes me feel whole.

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15 Sep 2006, 10:34 am

I like how my neighbors let their dogs and small children play in the street, so that I have to drive 5 miles an hour even though it's a 30 zone. Hey, I have all the time in the world, and I shouldn't be driving my car on their playground anyway. I think it's super that they teach their kids good safety habits, like playing in the roadway. And it's excellent that they're passing along their brilliant genes!

Must go kiss my poster of Dubya now.

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15 Sep 2006, 11:15 am

dont drive in the play ground?
yeah thats an aspie attitude....i fel for you baby, i also know i would feel bad if i hit one.

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