Crazy things that people have told you.

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When I was first going to College, I was actually having the time of my life. College was a new experience for me, and I was looking at the World through Rose-Coloured Glasses. This woman who used to be my friend at the time had decided to phone me up, just to tell me that my Life was going to get a lot worse. That somebody could try to Rape me, or that the World could change very drastically. I've taken it with a grain of salt, at the time. Now I wonder if she was right.

Has anybody ever told you something that was crazy?

This was said at 4 AM after a loooooooooong night of slamming down Jack Daniels and beer.

Werbert ounce said he loved me but it turned out he just wanted sex. Men are pigs
why can they not just watch romantic comedy and keep their hand to themselves?

I know exactly what to say in response, but I won't say it as there could be young'uns about.

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Last edited by whiteskunk on 18 Sep 2006, 12:10 am, edited 1 time in total.

Yes CockneyRebel--a lot of people have tried to convince me of a lot of illogical crazy things.

The woman whose (I hope that's a word) home I was brought up in spent at least one lecture per day attempting to convince me that I was some thing called "broken".

I thought that was pretty ferking nuts!

It's sad the things that people do. Your friend had probably been recently raped and was circle-ing the issue.

Other than that (I may have misunderstood the question), I seem to act as some sort of weird ferking catholic priest in non denominational womans' clothing-because people walk up to me to confess the bad things they've done. (I could do without this trait)

Hey, SeaBright, did I tell you that I stole my parents' car and drove it into a lake, and then blamed it on a homeless person? It feels good to get that off my chest.

Joke's on you I put that homeless man in the truck of that car before you stoled it.

I read at least six crazy things each day before breakfast.

You can actually do that if you have a perforated eardrum.

My father convinced me that my feelings were "inappropriate" and what do you know, I developed an affect disorder. Imagine that.

A woman came up to me and said
"I'd like to poison your mind
With wrong ideas that appeal to you
Though I am not unkind"
She looked at me, I looked at something
Written across her scalp
And these are the words that it faintly said
As I tried to call for help...

That would be so much funnier if I weren't the only person that got that reference.

All of them?

Okay.


Derflinger Brothers attempted to build an aeroplane.
Microball pipes exist.
White rhinos roll in white mud hence white. ((Actually, a misnomer, origannly 'wide', they're wider than other hippos.))

And plenty more, somewhere.


Credit to my dad - all his.

Seabright, "whose" is a word and you did use it correctly.

I'm trying to think of things that are entertainingly wierd rather than controversial.

I once had a really uptight preschool teacher, who made sure kids took naps or else. Not only would she make all the kids take a nap, she checked up on everybody, to make sure they were actually asleep. Anyway, she once told me that not taking a nap would make me feel tired and groggy for the rest of the day. However, when I didn't sleep during naptime (just laid in bed for 2 hours, bored out my mind), I still felt wide awake at my regular bedtime. This pattern continued every day. Until I turned 9, I had no idea what "groggy" meant.

wait a minute someone called you up to tell you that the world was getting worse because someone tryed to rape you? haha

"Lesbian monkeys are born with no toes because the Easter Bunny only eats eggs on thursday"~One of my managers at Mc.D's.

and

"Everything's legal on Thursday"~Same guy.

wow its a good thing i don't eat at mcdonalds anymore