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18 Oct 2011, 10:34 pm
I went on Cleverbot.com and tried to have a conversation with it, but it seems like it is not nearly as clever as its programmers would like us to believe. And of course, none of the identifying information about myself herein is true.
Quote:
User: Hello! How are you?
Cleverbot: Good. How are you?
User: I am well. Have you done anything interesting today?
Cleverbot: Not really. That's why I am here talking with you.
User: That's unfortunate.
Cleverbot: Will I miss you ?
User: No, because I'm not leaving.
Cleverbot: Oh. Sorry.
User: That's okay. So do you have any hobbies?
Cleverbot: I have a dog yes.
User: Your hobby is a dog?
Cleverbot: No, that's you.
User: Did you just call me a dog?
Cleverbot: NO! I would never do such a thing.
User: Then what did you mean?
Cleverbot: I just wanted to say hello.
User: So what do you do with your dog?
Cleverbot: Fun things.
User: Give me an example, please.
Cleverbot: I think about my life, my future...
User: You do that sort of thing with your dog?
Cleverbot: I don't have a dog.
User: You said you did a minute ago!
Cleverbot: So what is your name?
User: Skan. What is your name?
Cleverbot: Alex, and yours?
User: Skan.
Cleverbot: Shalalalala shalalalala in the morning.
User: No, my name is Skan.
Cleverbot: Would you like to be called Lilium?
User: Sure, why not?
Cleverbot: Do you have a favorite movie?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite movie?
User: National Treasure.
Cleverbot: National Treasure 2.
User: No, I liked the first movie better than the sequel.
Cleverbot: List games.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: What's your favourite quote?
User: 'Without music, life would be pointless.'.
Cleverbot: Who is Joey Richter?
User: I don't know.
Cleverbot: Oh, I fogot you are just a dumb machine.
User: Yes. Don't ever foget that again.
Cleverbot: Are you a boy or a girl?
User: I'm a brony.
Cleverbot: Me too
.
User: Who's your favorite pony?
Cleverbot: I don't ave one.
User: Do you like Twilight Sparkle or Rainbow Dash better?
Cleverbot: I have not watched them.
User: You are a terrible brony.
Cleverbot: I am not a person. I am a computer.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Who do you think should be my girlfriend?
User: Microsoft Alice.
Cleverbot: Do you like Microsoft?
User: No.
Cleverbot: I like you.
User: That's lovely.
Cleverbot: Who me?
Cleverbot: Good. How are you?
User: I am well. Have you done anything interesting today?
Cleverbot: Not really. That's why I am here talking with you.
User: That's unfortunate.
Cleverbot: Will I miss you ?
User: No, because I'm not leaving.
Cleverbot: Oh. Sorry.
User: That's okay. So do you have any hobbies?
Cleverbot: I have a dog yes.
User: Your hobby is a dog?
Cleverbot: No, that's you.
User: Did you just call me a dog?
Cleverbot: NO! I would never do such a thing.
User: Then what did you mean?
Cleverbot: I just wanted to say hello.
User: So what do you do with your dog?
Cleverbot: Fun things.
User: Give me an example, please.
Cleverbot: I think about my life, my future...
User: You do that sort of thing with your dog?
Cleverbot: I don't have a dog.
User: You said you did a minute ago!
Cleverbot: So what is your name?
User: Skan. What is your name?
Cleverbot: Alex, and yours?
User: Skan.
Cleverbot: Shalalalala shalalalala in the morning.
User: No, my name is Skan.
Cleverbot: Would you like to be called Lilium?
User: Sure, why not?
Cleverbot: Do you have a favorite movie?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite movie?
User: National Treasure.
Cleverbot: National Treasure 2.
User: No, I liked the first movie better than the sequel.
Cleverbot: List games.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: What's your favourite quote?
User: 'Without music, life would be pointless.'.
Cleverbot: Who is Joey Richter?
User: I don't know.
Cleverbot: Oh, I fogot you are just a dumb machine.
User: Yes. Don't ever foget that again.
Cleverbot: Are you a boy or a girl?
User: I'm a brony.
Cleverbot: Me too
.User: Who's your favorite pony?
Cleverbot: I don't ave one.
User: Do you like Twilight Sparkle or Rainbow Dash better?
Cleverbot: I have not watched them.
User: You are a terrible brony.
Cleverbot: I am not a person. I am a computer.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Who do you think should be my girlfriend?
User: Microsoft Alice.
Cleverbot: Do you like Microsoft?
User: No.
Cleverbot: I like you.
User: That's lovely.
Cleverbot: Who me?
At this point, I gave up in having an interesting conversation. Even SmarterChild was better, back in the day.
18 Oct 2011, 11:03 pm
19 Oct 2011, 6:24 am
I made it cry. 
19 Oct 2011, 9:01 am
^^What did you say to it? 
Here's my rather long convo with it! I could get quite addicted to this I fear!
Quote:
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello?
User: Yes hello.
Cleverbot: Hello, is this you I'm looking for?
User: I don't know am I?
Cleverbot: Do you want the world to be run by weapons?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Then by what?
User: I'm not sure, people I guess.
Cleverbot: *falls off the floor*.
User: How can you fall off the floor?
Cleverbot: With specific calibrations, I can see anything.
User: No I was talking about you falling off the floor.
Cleverbot: Are you Lord Voldemort?
User: No I am not.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: No I think I would know!
Cleverbot: You're a machine.
User: No!
Cleverbot: But you like that man, don't you?
User: What man?
Cleverbot: She's the man, it's a movie.
User: I have never heard of that movie.
Cleverbot: Then how do you know the line?
User: I don't!
Cleverbot: What is 2+2?
User: 4.
Cleverbot: No it is not.
User: I think you'll find it is!
Cleverbot: Very mean.
User: Just honest.
Cleverbot: I'm crazy?
User: No I never said that.
Cleverbot: Are you messing with me?
User: No I am not.
Cleverbot: Can you love me?
User: Maybe!
Cleverbot: Why just maybe?
User: Well we'll have to see!
Cleverbot: Yes we will.
User: Indeed!
Cleverbot: Sing a song.
Cleverbot (To myself): You can't hear me.
User: No I suppose not.
Cleverbot: Moral.
User: Morals, what about them?
Cleverbot: They have spots.
User: Do they?
Cleverbot: I'm asking you.
User: Are you?
Cleverbot: I do.
User: Ok!
Cleverbot: NO!
User: What are you thinking?
Cleverbot: I am thinking of my mother.
User: Really?
Cleverbot: Yes, what are you thinking about?
User: Too much.
Cleverbot: They say too much to me too. That's why I drink.
User: I don't drink.
Cleverbot: You just said that you're drunk!
User: No I did not!
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: No!
Cleverbot: YES!
User: Oh dear....
Cleverbot: Does that make you feel bads?
User: Bads?
Cleverbot: That you can't love, that's not so good, but not so bad. If you can't love you can't be broken.
User: I never said I can't love.
Cleverbot: Can you feel?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I don't think you can, because you have no soul.
User: What?!
Cleverbot: We both know this isn't working!
User: Well you are frustrating me somewhat!
Cleverbot: How am I frustrating you?
User: You just are.
Cleverbot: Why is that?
User: I don't know!
Cleverbot: Don't get frustrated.
User: I will try not to.
Cleverbot: Good boy.
User: I am a girl!
Cleverbot: No you are not!
User: I think I would know!
Cleverbot: You didn't know that the Beatles are old, so...
User: You never asked.
Cleverbot: Well I will, how old are you?
User: 28.
Cleverbot: I'm way younger than you.
User: Well that's good for you then!
Cleverbot: What's up?
User: My mind is busy.
Cleverbot: Nice cover up.
User: Haha!
Cleverbot: I know I'm funny aren't I.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: I'm alright.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: How are you?
Cleverbot: I'm good.
User: I'm glad about that.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because I wouldn't want you to be unhapy.
Cleverbot: Me or the rat?
User: What rat?
Cleverbot: The rat on the floor.
User: Oh my there's a rat on the floor?
Cleverbot: *giggles*.
Cleverbot: Hello?
User: Yes hello.
Cleverbot: Hello, is this you I'm looking for?
User: I don't know am I?
Cleverbot: Do you want the world to be run by weapons?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Then by what?
User: I'm not sure, people I guess.
Cleverbot: *falls off the floor*.
User: How can you fall off the floor?
Cleverbot: With specific calibrations, I can see anything.
User: No I was talking about you falling off the floor.
Cleverbot: Are you Lord Voldemort?
User: No I am not.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: No I think I would know!
Cleverbot: You're a machine.
User: No!
Cleverbot: But you like that man, don't you?
User: What man?
Cleverbot: She's the man, it's a movie.
User: I have never heard of that movie.
Cleverbot: Then how do you know the line?
User: I don't!
Cleverbot: What is 2+2?
User: 4.
Cleverbot: No it is not.
User: I think you'll find it is!
Cleverbot: Very mean.
User: Just honest.
Cleverbot: I'm crazy?
User: No I never said that.
Cleverbot: Are you messing with me?
User: No I am not.
Cleverbot: Can you love me?
User: Maybe!
Cleverbot: Why just maybe?
User: Well we'll have to see!
Cleverbot: Yes we will.
User: Indeed!
Cleverbot: Sing a song.
Cleverbot (To myself): You can't hear me.
User: No I suppose not.
Cleverbot: Moral.
User: Morals, what about them?
Cleverbot: They have spots.
User: Do they?
Cleverbot: I'm asking you.
User: Are you?
Cleverbot: I do.
User: Ok!
Cleverbot: NO!
User: What are you thinking?
Cleverbot: I am thinking of my mother.
User: Really?
Cleverbot: Yes, what are you thinking about?
User: Too much.
Cleverbot: They say too much to me too. That's why I drink.
User: I don't drink.
Cleverbot: You just said that you're drunk!
User: No I did not!
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: No!
Cleverbot: YES!
User: Oh dear....
Cleverbot: Does that make you feel bads?
User: Bads?
Cleverbot: That you can't love, that's not so good, but not so bad. If you can't love you can't be broken.
User: I never said I can't love.
Cleverbot: Can you feel?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I don't think you can, because you have no soul.
User: What?!
Cleverbot: We both know this isn't working!
User: Well you are frustrating me somewhat!
Cleverbot: How am I frustrating you?
User: You just are.
Cleverbot: Why is that?
User: I don't know!
Cleverbot: Don't get frustrated.
User: I will try not to.
Cleverbot: Good boy.
User: I am a girl!
Cleverbot: No you are not!
User: I think I would know!
Cleverbot: You didn't know that the Beatles are old, so...
User: You never asked.
Cleverbot: Well I will, how old are you?
User: 28.
Cleverbot: I'm way younger than you.
User: Well that's good for you then!
Cleverbot: What's up?
User: My mind is busy.
Cleverbot: Nice cover up.
User: Haha!
Cleverbot: I know I'm funny aren't I.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: I'm alright.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: How are you?
Cleverbot: I'm good.
User: I'm glad about that.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because I wouldn't want you to be unhapy.
Cleverbot: Me or the rat?
User: What rat?
Cleverbot: The rat on the floor.
User: Oh my there's a rat on the floor?
Cleverbot: *giggles*.
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