100 ways to keep out of the Mental Health system

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25 Sep 2006, 12:10 am

1. Don't let the bad things about the world get to you.

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25 Sep 2006, 12:28 am

"Deal" with daily tasks so they dont build up and over whelm you...(I just got a $100. ticket for expired tabs.....arrrggg,no excuse.....must stop procrastinating!! !! !)

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25 Sep 2006, 3:22 am

3. Never tell authorities that you're an aspie, unless you need it to get social welfare or special medical treatment.

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25 Sep 2006, 7:15 am

4) Use time travel and go for in the future and join the Borg.

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25 Sep 2006, 8:06 pm

5) Never mention suicide in any way, shape, or form. The only exception is if you're talking about something you've seen on the news.

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25 Sep 2006, 10:40 pm

Don't take life so seriously, it isn't permanent.

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25 Sep 2006, 10:44 pm

Wear a smile from morning to night and keep yourself busy.

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25 Sep 2006, 11:37 pm

*corny cliche alert*Life is a journey, not a race. There's no point in having arrived if you're too stressed out to enjoy it.

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26 Sep 2006, 1:24 am

Be careful who you trust with personal information.

:lol: And if you must wear underwear on your head, take it off before you answer the door.

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26 Sep 2006, 1:36 pm

Never get angry in public.

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26 Sep 2006, 2:47 pm

11. Do the opposite of this:
http://www.wikihow.com/Act-Crazy

Wait, do you mean how not to have a breakdown or how to avoid other people sending you to a hospital?

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26 Sep 2006, 9:23 pm

12. Take what intolerant people tell you to do, with a grain of salt.

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27 Sep 2006, 12:01 am

13)Dont read more then 5 of Werberts posts in one day.

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27 Sep 2006, 10:20 am

14. Eat a healthy diet.

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27 Sep 2006, 2:46 pm

CockneyRebel wrote:

12. Take what intolerant people tell you to do, with a grain of salt.

Well, CockneyRebel, what kinds of people do you think would qualify as intolerant? Parents? Neurotypicals?

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27 Sep 2006, 2:48 pm

15.Have an unregistered car/gun hidden somewhere.

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