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Oh, it's a coincidence all right. Just like the coincidence that the settlement date happened to be 9/99.
I'm just going to re-post my theory here, as I did on the other thread. Cain is a joke, literally. Think about it. Pokemon quotes, economic plans from The Sims, comparisons to a discontinued Haagen Dazs flavor, electrocuting illegal immigrants, absurd campaign ads - it's all performance art.
Ok, admittedly I don't have any facts to back that up (I really do love irony 
), but I went back and watched that smoking ad with the guy and he's talking about running a campaign like no one's seen before. That creepy grin at the end, it just seems like the whole thing is just screaming Poe's law. He just keeps doubling down on crazy and his poll numbers keep rising. On South Park this week, there was a whole theme of 'in this day and age, black men can't make mistakes' and I can't help but wonder if this isn't some grand exploitation of that. A modern blaxploitation, if you will.
Here's a funny article on the idea: (it's not real)
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Spike Lee Admits Cain Candidacy a Hoax for New ‘Mockumentary’ Film
by RS Janes
Friday, 21 October 2011 06:03
Spike Lee Admits Cain Candidacy a Hoax for New ‘Mockumentary’ Film
Alan Smithee
Film Reviewer
Toronto Post and Mail
Oct. 21, 2011
EXCLUSIVE
“I can’t believe it,” a grinning Spike Lee told this reporter yesterday, relaxing in the lounge of the Nikko Hotel’s Star Bar in downtown Toronto. “We thought we might get some media coverage, but not that Herman would get this far!”
In a stunning revelation, the famed American writer/director of such classic hit comedies as “Do the Right Thing,” and “She’s Gotta Have It,” and more serious films such as “Malcolm X” and “Mo’ Better Blues,” explained that he had hired an actor named Grey Goodwin to ‘portray’ Herman Cain for a political mockumentary he’s making with the working title, “Citizen Cain,” about a buffoonish African-American who campaigns for the U.S. presidency as a conservative Republican.
“Man, I just thought we’d get some footage of this cat talking to Republican voters and like that,” Mr. Lee elaborated, “but I never, in my wildest dreams, thought he’d get into these debates or anything.”
According to the writer/director, there is a real Herman Cain, a pizza chain executive, but he’s on a secluded vacation with his family in Switzerland until December. Mr. Lee said that the real Herman Cain is a fan of his films and agreed to go along with the hoax when Mr. Lee presented the idea to him last year.
“See, then I went out and found me a cat who looks and talks like the real Herman Cain to play him in the film, and that wasn’t easy, but we knocked it.”
Mr. Lee went on to say that all of the ‘Goodwin/Cain’s’ policies and speeches have been written by him. “Grey, he’s just such a damn great actor, he really knocked it out of the park on this role,” adding ruefully, “Have you noticed nobody is really getting down and calling Cain out for his ridiculous positions that don’t make no sense? I could probably have him say he’s gonna make a law that we’ll have sunny skies 365 days a year and they’d buy that, too!”
But Mr. Lee was troubled with the success of his hoax, “See, we put this scam over on the Republican voters and the Republican Party, but what really worries me is that so many media people bought it. Now we got Grey’s fake Cain leading Romney in the polls. Can you dig on that s--t?”
Mr. Lee said when he returns to New York next week, he’s going to call a press conference to reveal the hoax, and expects his mockumentary to be finished and released before the American elections in November of 2012. “I may have to go into hiding after this joint,” Mr. Lee said jokingly, ending our interview.
He is expected to accept the Durward Kirby Adult Film Award tomorrow night at Macduff University’s Malcolm Hall North Annex in Southeast Westlake Park.
This is satire, BTW.
Copyright 2011 RS Janes
www.fishink.us
by RS Janes
Friday, 21 October 2011 06:03
Spike Lee Admits Cain Candidacy a Hoax for New ‘Mockumentary’ Film
Alan Smithee
Film Reviewer
Toronto Post and Mail
Oct. 21, 2011
EXCLUSIVE
“I can’t believe it,” a grinning Spike Lee told this reporter yesterday, relaxing in the lounge of the Nikko Hotel’s Star Bar in downtown Toronto. “We thought we might get some media coverage, but not that Herman would get this far!”
In a stunning revelation, the famed American writer/director of such classic hit comedies as “Do the Right Thing,” and “She’s Gotta Have It,” and more serious films such as “Malcolm X” and “Mo’ Better Blues,” explained that he had hired an actor named Grey Goodwin to ‘portray’ Herman Cain for a political mockumentary he’s making with the working title, “Citizen Cain,” about a buffoonish African-American who campaigns for the U.S. presidency as a conservative Republican.
“Man, I just thought we’d get some footage of this cat talking to Republican voters and like that,” Mr. Lee elaborated, “but I never, in my wildest dreams, thought he’d get into these debates or anything.”
According to the writer/director, there is a real Herman Cain, a pizza chain executive, but he’s on a secluded vacation with his family in Switzerland until December. Mr. Lee said that the real Herman Cain is a fan of his films and agreed to go along with the hoax when Mr. Lee presented the idea to him last year.
“See, then I went out and found me a cat who looks and talks like the real Herman Cain to play him in the film, and that wasn’t easy, but we knocked it.”
Mr. Lee went on to say that all of the ‘Goodwin/Cain’s’ policies and speeches have been written by him. “Grey, he’s just such a damn great actor, he really knocked it out of the park on this role,” adding ruefully, “Have you noticed nobody is really getting down and calling Cain out for his ridiculous positions that don’t make no sense? I could probably have him say he’s gonna make a law that we’ll have sunny skies 365 days a year and they’d buy that, too!”
But Mr. Lee was troubled with the success of his hoax, “See, we put this scam over on the Republican voters and the Republican Party, but what really worries me is that so many media people bought it. Now we got Grey’s fake Cain leading Romney in the polls. Can you dig on that s--t?”
Mr. Lee said when he returns to New York next week, he’s going to call a press conference to reveal the hoax, and expects his mockumentary to be finished and released before the American elections in November of 2012. “I may have to go into hiding after this joint,” Mr. Lee said jokingly, ending our interview.
He is expected to accept the Durward Kirby Adult Film Award tomorrow night at Macduff University’s Malcolm Hall North Annex in Southeast Westlake Park.
This is satire, BTW.
Copyright 2011 RS Janes
www.fishink.us
http://readersupportednews.org/pm-secti ... ntary-film
Kraichgauer
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05 Nov 2011, 1:48 pm
ruveyn wrote:
Kraichgauer wrote:
ruveyn wrote:
Kraichgauer wrote:
ruveyn wrote:
minervx wrote:
that cain was only accused of these sexual harassment allegations AFTER he rose to the top.
very convienient for perry and romney.
very convienient for perry and romney.
It is the Clarence Thomas effect. No conservative black man will be permitted to rise without being accused of sexual harassment.
ruveyn
So you don't believe the accusations have any merit?
-Bill, otherwise known as Kraichgauer
All or most of the politicians fool around. Why should Cain be singled out?
Think of JFK banging Maralyn Monroe. Think of Teddy at Chappaquidic. Think of Bill and Monica.
Has Cain been indicted? Has he been successfully sued for a tort? If not, what is the big deal?
ruveyn
I don't think anyone is making a big thing about it just yet, with the exception of the fact that his story has been constantly evolving. With the way things are going, Cain's story is going to grow a set of lungs, and crawl out to dry land.
-Bill, otherwise known as Kraichgauer
Perhaps. But think. Cain has a brain. We started out as an applied mathematician. Perry on the other hand is a blithering idiot with his brains addled by his fundie upbringing. Mitt Romney is a bland acceptable Gentile and Gentleman. If Cain falters, Mitt is the boring creature who will run against King Barak. Whatever else is wrong with King Barak, being a bloody bore is not one of them.
So King Barak, he of the Empty Suit and No Leadership Skills, may win again because the God Damned Republicans can't get together and find someone smart enough to lead sanely. The Republicans will perish for lack of brains. Just wait and see.
I am living in a nightmare. The Gentiles can't get their act together and they are in the majority. I am living in the Land of the Goyim. If Israel were safe, I think I might go there, but it is not safe. I have a better chance of survival in the United States in spite of the stupidity of the people who govern us.
We need a new National Anthem. How about - If I only had a brain- from the Wizard of Oz.
ruveyn
Is your only interest in seeing Obama defeated? Because in my humble opinion, Cain hardly has the intellectual ability to be president, and while Romney may be actually very smart, he's trying to out-psycho his fellow nominees to appeal to the lunatic fringe who have taken over the Republican party. And if he gets the nomination, Romney may find himself trapped in his self-made facade of a nutcase that he may have to live with for his entire stay in the White House.
And by the way, as us "Goyim" are generally bigger and taller than most Jews, you'll be more than safe standing behind us.
-Bill, otherwise known as Kraichgauer
05 Nov 2011, 2:07 pm
Kraichgauer wrote:
And by the way, as us "Goyim" are generally bigger and taller than most Jews, you'll be more than safe standing behind us.
-Bill, otherwise known as Kraichgauer
In a fire fight I would rather be with the IDF, the world's best warriors. And that is taking into account the U.S. Marines and Special Forces.
And I don't believe in hiding. I would rather be out their doing damage.
As it is I have more blood on my hands than you do. I helped design the guidance systems for cruise missiles. My brain children have slain thousands, perhaps tens of thousands. I am far guiltier than you of slaughter. And I am proud of every drop of blood I have shed and of every life I have taken.
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05 Nov 2011, 2:21 pm
ruveyn wrote:
Kraichgauer wrote:
And by the way, as us "Goyim" are generally bigger and taller than most Jews, you'll be more than safe standing behind us.
-Bill, otherwise known as Kraichgauer
In a fire fight I would rather be with the IDF, the world's best warriors. And that is taking into account the U.S. Marines and Special Forces.
And I don't believe in hiding. I would rather be out their doing damage.
As it is I have more blood on my hands than you do. I helped design the guidance systems for cruise missiles. My brain children have slain thousands, perhaps tens of thousands. I am far guiltier than you of slaughter. And I am proud of every drop of blood I have shed and of every life I have taken.
ruveyn
I actually never used the word hiding. I'm just saying that standing in a forest of us Gentile giants, you'd be less likely to get hit in the head by objects lobbed your way.
And I actually don't have any blood on my hands, as I'm a lover, not a fighter.
-Bill, otherwise known as Kraichgauer
05 Nov 2011, 2:55 pm
