Things You Can't Understand About NTs

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I don't understand why women, particularly young women, brand the term "creeper" on guys they don't find attractive. I've been described as "creepy" by too many girls.

I don't understand why it's boring to others for me to "monologue" about a subject that is interesting but I'm supposed to listen to them for as long as they want when it's a relationship problem.

I don't understand talking about weather just to make small talk. I only mention it if it's incredibly out of the ordinary. I was trying to make fun of this with my sister the other day but then she admitted that she does it too when it's slow at her work to make conversation. My mind thinks if that's all you have to talk about then don't talk. I'd be quiet in that situation.

Tesla is awesome.



I know what you mean. This drives me nuts.



The changing people thing also strikes me as ridiculous.



I completely agree.

I wonder... I can't seem to grasp how they can not think. I love working my brain! Whenever I have a moment of enlightenment, I have a brain blast! It's just an amazing sensation!



I understand what you mean. I may like thinking, but I want to hear other ideas except for my own. What I don't get is why do they not like to read. Do they not understand that there's a whole different world out there that you can find and discover by reading? That the lives of historical figures are practically begging to be read about? (Today is also Mark Twain's 176th birthday, and half of the class didn't know who he was (or knew that he hung out with The Tesla.)



I've just been branded as a stalker (because I used to stare at this girl in class without realizing it).



I know right? He's just... amazing. I love him. *fangirl drool*



Then when I chime in about something, I'm verbally abused.



Don't try and change me, I'll change on my own.

Something else:
How do they (students and teachers) not know the difference between sleeping and thinking?

I don't understand why people are annoyed when I correct them. Learning something new is a good thing, right?

It is a good thing, and yet...
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Why do 2 year olds like to crawl all over me? Do I look like a jungle gym?
Why do 3 year olds like to try me? (If I hit them, I'm apparently wrong)

Herd mentality

Because they can't get a word in edgewise. They want to say something or have something to add or tell you something that is on topic but you aren't pausing to let them speak. And they don't interrupt because it's rude. That's why it's a good idea to pause every few sentences to see if they speak.

I don't understand why their opinion of someone is dictated by what their friends think. I never got that "My friends have to like you and approve, or I don't approve." It doesn't make sense to let a clique dictate who you like, especially one you're out of high school.

Yo, SERIOUSLY - and Ill take it a step further...

Okay Firstly, ive NEVER heard ANY straight male go "OMFG- did you see the FINGERNAILS on that chick!?!?!?!? .. THATSSOHAWIMGHONNAHAFTADOHERRIGHTNOW!! !" I mean seriously, Ive heard of Ass men, Breast men, Leg Men... but FINGERRNAIL men... Seriously there is SO LITTLE INTEREST in that crap that even Rule41 dosent even apply here! I challenge anyone to go to a PornTubes site and find a fingernail category! And we live in a world where Balloon porn and 2Girls 1Cup exists!! ! - YET AND STILL - there is a Nail Salon in every other strip mall all over the country... how far off the mark can these hussies BE?

Not to MENTION that its costly, stops you from using your hands properly AND makes you look like a Drag Queen. Seriously, The bigger , more Square and more hevily designed the fingernails are the more I think "Drag Queen" ... right to the point where I cant even talk to some girls with awful nails.

In fact, before I really dealt with my AS as a reality, I came up with the Idea that it was a simple test: See fake nails, walk the other way. I learned a long time ago that I was going to listen to this Idiot for less than ten minutes and wish DEARLY that i could get away with punching her in the mouth as fair retaliation for the assault on my sanity and the subsequent loss of IQ points that Seriously try this talk to girls with varying degrees of Fake Nails... you will find that the more extravagant the Nail, the less Realistic and more Phony the woman theyre attatched to. Also the greater her sense of entitlement.

NOW LETS MOVE ON TO...
Makeup and Clothing,,,

JOIN A GYM ! !! !

NO
AMOUNT
OF
WARPAINT
IS
MAKING
YOUR
ASS
ANY
LESS
HUGE
DIMPLED
OR
FLABBY

NO
MATTER
HOW
FAR
YOU
PUSH
YOUR
BOOBS
OUT
THEY
ARE
ONLY
AS
BIG
AS
THEY
COME
AWAY
FROM
YOUR
BELLY

(period)
Feel free to tell any stupid NT chick you see that:
Even If you have triple G's but they only stick out 1 inch farther than your stomach - you're AN A CUP

Ill ad my own for someone else to rant on, but it goes along with the "not thinking" thing...

why the HELL cant NTs read Subtitles??? Why do we have to remake GREAT films like La Femme Nikita with Hackneyed american casts and crews because NTs have decided that READING - a PASSIVE activity that strains the muscles in the eye not one bit more than watching some big Michael Bay explosion - is "Work" ???

And think about this the next time you hear some Idiot go *whineyvoice* "awwdoeithaaavetohaveSUBTITLES???"

How many texts, Tweets and Facebook posts have you seen that moron make, recieve or read in the span of a couple of hours?

Yeah.

The subjective experience of letting another person determine your reality is completely opaque to me. I cannot imagine how it must work.

Like this:

"hey bob, would you call me a cab?"

Bob: "you're a cab!"

Parties, clubs, bars... to me that sounds like torture, but some people actually enjoy it to the point that I am the weird one out for not doing it.

Clothes, makeup, accessoirs, shoes, hair, fingernails... if all the time spent with that crap was channeled into a worthwhile endeavour, we would have colonies on MARS already.

How do NT's not feel cornered when eye contact is maintained?

In middle school, I'm assuming that it has something to do being cool. Then again, I don't know.

Okay... I'll break this down.



Ass Men, Breast Men, Leg Men... Nope, no fingernail men (or boys) that I know of.

Rule 41: The widely accepted rule of mentality that witty retorts, good comebacks, and the right thing to say will always come ten minutes or more after you need it.

I hope you don't mean that.

Rule 41: when you are just plain awesome, you win even when you lose

Not sounding right, but it IS true.

Rule 41: No matter what it is it is someone's fetish. No Exceptions.

I think that's better. (lmfao) While I will not admit that I did go to redtube, I will assume that there is no fingernail category. 2 girls 1 cup is disgusting. Did you see 1 girl 1 phone or blue waffle? There's also 3 nail salons by my school, and 1 by my house. We need new shops around here.



Like that woman that didn't clip her nails for, like, 19 years? They just make you look creepy. How do they even do their hair! Or (hypothetically speaking) pick their noses without hurting themselves!

Plus, there's girls in my class that like acrylic nails. I wonder how do they get the glue off. And those girls... I don't think I can even maintain an intellectual conversation with them. And I certainly long for them (which is why I have taken to online forums and talking to my teacher (lucky me: he's a dude).



What does makeup have to do with having a flabby bum?



What happened to padded push-up bras, now? They don't distort the truth that much.



Triple Gs... Care to explain?



I love movies/animes/shows with subtitles!

Texts, Tweets, and FB posts... Yeah, I see what you mean. And they say reading is 'hard'.



I'm not getting it...



Parties, Clubs, Bars: My sister's a party person. And yes, being around people, in my honest opinion, is torture (seeing as how I'm a recluse that's forced to go to school with silly, giggling, girls).

Clothes, Makeup, Accessories, Shoes, Hair, Fingernails: If it was, we'd be able to:
figure out Nikola Tesla's other inventions
see if there's any other planets beyond Pluto and Mercury
and find answers to life's questions like this: http://www.cracked.com/article_19442_8- ... r4=popular



My English/Reading/Religion teacher yells at me when I don't look her in the eye.

I actually meant Rule 34, I am really bad with both transpositions AND have a horrible associative memory, so I apologise for the confusion...

rule #34 - If it exists there IS porn of it



thanks, now I wont be able to get it up for a week... and friday is my birthday!



Im confused, are you a straight male, or Bi female?
Either way I get you, believe me.



Well what Im trying to get at here is that no amount of Makeup is going to want to make me see this flabby bum Or stretchmarked distended belly, or Back Fat, or National Georaphic Afrika Titties naked! Im NOT going to be able to Maintain an Erection, And Im not going to forget about it just because "Maybelline" says that they have succeeded in making your 'lashes "Luxurious".



Sure, its a bra cup size. a really large one.
http://www.body-philosophy.net/files/sabrian.jpg

Now that woman has a flat stomach, but what happens when a woman does not?
https://encrypted-tbn1.google.com/image ... JeayQAsd9w
Same size boobs, MUCH less large SEEMING though because of the gut, you follow?

Here is my point exactly:
http://www.yensa.com/fat/obese-woman09.jpg
the boobs are huge, but the B-cups below look bigger because the stomach is flat
http://www.melyssafordpictures.com/imag ... carpet.jpg



its a joke based on a grammatical error. the first guy should say "call a cab FOR me". the second guy has the autie response to that.