What's wrong with me? Why can't I get a girlfriend?

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The_Face_of_Boo
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14 Nov 2011, 4:32 pm

Why she's not popping up from somewhere?

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14 Nov 2011, 4:36 pm

she's probably asking the same thing about you

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14 Nov 2011, 4:37 pm

Ahh so there's a Miss "What's wrong with me? Why can't I get a girlfriend?" out there?

But I am straight.

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14 Nov 2011, 4:38 pm

There's a "is there a guy for me" girl out there.

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14 Nov 2011, 4:56 pm

wow damn never thought that comment could be misinterperted so easily

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14 Nov 2011, 5:00 pm

You gotta get a waterpot and water her first then she'll just pop up outta the ground. As to where to water, I have no idea. I thought you knew. :oops:

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14 Nov 2011, 5:56 pm

I must say I don't understand whether this thread is a joke or serious. Obviously, the OP knows girlfriends don't pop up from somewhere and they don't just "happen". You need to meet people and talk to them. It sucks, I know. But she's out there somewhere!

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14 Nov 2011, 6:11 pm

deconstruction wrote:

I must say I don't understand whether this thread is a joke or serious.

Obviously, the OP knows girlfriends don't pop up from somewhere and they don't just "happen". You need to meet people and talk to them. It sucks, I know. But she's out there somewhere!

I was a bit baffled too...I'm fairly sure it's nowhere near serious at this point. Thing is, a whole load of posts (including the first one, amusingly enough) seem to have been deleted, but it's far better off in the guise it's in now!

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14 Nov 2011, 6:26 pm

deconstruction wrote:

Obviously, the OP knows girlfriends don't pop up from somewhere and they don't just "happen". You need to meet people and talk to them.

REALLY??! !

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14 Nov 2011, 6:26 pm

deconstruction wrote:

I must say I don't understand whether this thread is a joke or serious.

Obviously, the OP knows girlfriends don't pop up from somewhere

Santa delivers them on a giant stork.

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14 Nov 2011, 6:28 pm

Moog wrote:

deconstruction wrote:

I must say I don't understand whether this thread is a joke or serious.

Obviously, the OP knows girlfriends don't pop up from somewhere

Santa delivers them on a giant stork.

How does he breed them?

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14 Nov 2011, 6:29 pm

Moog wrote:

deconstruction wrote:

I must say I don't understand whether this thread is a joke or serious.

Obviously, the OP knows girlfriends don't pop up from somewhere

Santa delivers them on a giant stork.

Sounds plausible to me.

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14 Nov 2011, 6:30 pm

You need to try and meet people with your hobby or fetish. Is there anything you enjoy doing like playing video games. Maybe you can go online and go to the video game dating sites (if there are any) or go to the gaming forums and make a thread asking if there is anyone in your area who wants to meet up and play video games with you.

If you are into BDSM, you need to jump on a BDSM dating site or forum and ask if anyone wants to meet up with you.

Once you meet up, maybe one of them will turn into your girlfriend.

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14 Nov 2011, 6:31 pm

League_Girl wrote:

The most serious post = the funniest post here.

Thank you for your input nevertheless.

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14 Nov 2011, 6:43 pm

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:

deconstruction wrote:

Obviously, the OP knows girlfriends don't pop up from somewhere and they don't just "happen". You need to meet people and talk to them.

REALLY??! !

Yeah. Who knew?

PS- I'm still not sure if thread is a joke. :evil:

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14 Nov 2011, 7:12 pm

deconstruction wrote:

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:

deconstruction wrote:

Obviously, the OP knows girlfriends don't pop up from somewhere and they don't just "happen". You need to meet people and talk to them.

REALLY??! !

Yeah. Who knew?

PS- I'm still not sure if thread is a joke. :evil:

Hint: This thread is as serious as Who_Am_I's latest thread on this board.

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