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01 Oct 2006, 6:58 pm

How many ADD/ADHD'ers does it take to change a lightbulb?

It doesn't matter... they'll all get distracted and forget what they were doi-Ooh! Shiny!



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01 Oct 2006, 7:04 pm

diseased wrote:
How many ADD/ADHD'ers does it take to change a lightbulb?

It doesn't matter... they'll all get distracted and forget what they were doi-Ooh! Shiny!


How does Edison change a light-bulb?

He checks the patent, reverse engineers it, improves it, then blows it by using DC instead of AC!

Wahahahahahahaha!


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02 Oct 2006, 3:44 am

IrishEyes wrote:
Q: How many Klingons does it take to change a lightbulb?

alexa232 wrote:
don't know. how many?


A: Two, one to screw in the bulb and another to shoot him and take the credit.


I think you mean ROMULANS, irisheyes



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02 Oct 2006, 11:13 am

How many Managers does it take to change a lightbulb....


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02 Oct 2006, 3:01 pm

Aha! Normal service is resumed!


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02 Oct 2006, 4:35 pm

krex wrote:
How many Managers does it take to change a lightbulb....


None. Are you insane? Get their hands dirty? No, they get their administrative assistants to do it.



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02 Oct 2006, 5:54 pm

I was think along the lines of 8....to have a "staff meeting" out lining the proper way to go about it the cost analysis ,perhaps write up a prospective and flow chart....and one of them to call the illegal immigrant to actually do it.....

as far as how many Personal Care Assistants it takes.....

One to sit on the couch eating the clients food,one to talk on their cell phone,two or more to gossip about who is pregnant or getting married soon and me to change the light bulb so I can see to do my job.....


How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb(I have no answer for this....)


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02 Oct 2006, 6:37 pm

Here's an original one:
How many Disney characters does it take to change a light bulb?
20. 1 to change it, and 19 to do the musical number.



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02 Oct 2006, 9:35 pm

How many electronics techs does it take to change a light bulb?

Dunno. One is in the utility room looking for blown fuses
Another has removed the light fixture, and dis-assembled it on the workbench
Another is checking for voltage on the bare wires.
Another is up in the attic tracing the wire from the fixture back to the fusebox
Another is on the phone with the lamp manufactuer's tech support
Another is on the internet checking for power outages in the area
Another is on the internet looking for a firmware update for the fixture
Another is searching for a better bulb that doesn't blow as frequently
Another is standing around contemplating how much better the lamp would work if he adjusted the voltage
Several are out back talking about how dumb the user is for not knowing how to change a bulb!



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02 Oct 2006, 9:53 pm

An answer to ' how many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb' is 'hella'. It is because they say hella a lot and it's really annoying.



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02 Oct 2006, 11:57 pm

How many Men does it take to change a Lightbulb?
It only takes one.

How many Women does it take to change a Lightbulb?
It only takes one.



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03 Oct 2006, 5:04 am

CockneyRebel wrote:
How many Men does it take to change a Lightbulb?
It only takes one.
...but they have to think about it first.
CockneyRebel wrote:
How many Women does it take to change a Lightbulb?
It only takes one.
...but they have to talk about it first. :wink:


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03 Oct 2006, 5:27 am

How many actors does it take to change a lightbulb?

1) 100. One to do it, and 99 to kvetch how they could have done it better. :roll:

2) Do I look like I'm with IATSE? Someone get me the AE rep! I CAN'T WORK UNDER THESE CONDITIONS! :twisted:


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