Username
Password
Remember Me
IsabellaLinton Veteran
Joined: 1 Nov 2017Gender: FemalePosts: 68,659Location: Chez Quis
You know it baby! Wants to play with cow dung.
r00tb33r Veteran
Joined: 28 May 2016Age: 36Gender: MalePosts: 3,778
Rolls the toys for him to play.
Eats the ticks from my dog's head.
Has dirty, manly hands.
That's my vet, not me. ^ lmaoJumps to conclusions without a parachute.Edit: Here's my hands when I went to Tennessee to see Garfunkel.
Hopes I have a hand fetish.
Has a hairy back fetish.
Wishes for a back hair comb for Christmas.
Radish Veteran
Joined: 10 May 2022Age: 64Gender: MalePosts: 13,233Location: UK
You stand need to talk:
Misslizard Veteran
Joined: 18 Jun 2012Age: 59Gender: FemalePosts: 20,471Location: Aux Arcs
Thinks he’s in ZZ Top
Thinks she's in ZZ Bottom.
Enjoys inspecting bottoms
blitzkrieg Veteran
Joined: 8 Jun 2011Age: 35Gender: MalePosts: 15,358Location: United Kingdom
Pilots UFO spaceships, dishing out probes to unlucky victims.
Steals people's food then shoots them!
Isn’t worth shooting for food.
Has vultures circling over her head.