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I always get the two confused.


I see you do not understand the true nature of Flying Spaghetti Monster

http://www.venganza.org/

He is GOD!! He created the universe and everything in it. That's whay he could so easily defeat the gods of Cthulhu. He is all-powerfull the Alpha and Omega.

I know I know..... Actually I had an old can of the stuff untill recently. I'm positive it was Polyethylene Glycol. Anyways, it was the last ingredient on the can meaning there was only small amounts in it anyways. The Anti--freeze you put in your car (ethylene glycol) is actually safe in very small amounts. If you've ever got some in your mouth while changing it. It's actually sweet tasting. It does'nt TASTE bad, it just kills you if you have too much.

You obviously know your chemistry Machine1 ! !

Here's a favorite chemical of mine, care to tell the class what it is?? CH3 NO2

what da hell is dat.
flying spaghetti monster can't survive a 10MT nuke ha ha
NO such thing as god,no scientific proof.

Apperently, Quatermass intends to win the religious wars by taking up too much bandwidth.

Amen, brother! You have my membership.

Tim

Yeah I've tasted Anti-freee on purpose when I was testing the fluid leaking in my old
truck. (Heater core, I bypassed it and fixed it in the winter). Oh anyway I think you would have to drink 4 oz of it to kill a man.

Yeah there are a large number of polyethylene glycols. They usually have a number after their name to tell them apart. I was looking up meds for my dogs back one day and saw
one is even under experimental treatment as an agent if given quickly after a spine
injury it can reduce chances of long term damage.

CH3NO2 nitromethane. Yeah used in some racing fuels. I know model airplanes use it .
Somewhat dangerous it can be sensitized an detonated. I think it was part of the witches brew the OKC bombers used. For that reason its heavy watched in large amounts. It can also be reduce to CH3NH2 methylamine a watched chemical because
its used in drug production. I see rail cars of it passing me by in Texas though.

I wonder how much anti-freeze Bart drank in the Simpsons episode "The Crepes of Wrath"

Tim

Alright!! ! you're in

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You can baptize yourself in PEPSI at home. In your underwear!

The ceremony symbolizes something that has always been a key theological belief of Pepsi from the beginning: rebirth and resurrection. For instance,

This remarkable metaphysical transformation is possible only through the power of the holy spirit of Pepsi, which is referenced in the Pepsi slogan from 1978-1981: "Catch Tha Pepsi Spirit!"

Getting baptized is as simple as getting a can of Pepsi and pouring it all over your body.

Afterwards, it is usually a good idea to take a shower. (After all, the slogal from Pepsi 1953-1961 was "Be Sociable!")

After you get baptized, be sure to mention it in your signature so no one will doubt how devoted you are to the great name of PEPSI!