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31 Jan 2017, 1:44 am

communicates his medical symptoms by waving colored signs above his head in a code-like sequence.


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31 Jan 2017, 6:31 am

Invented pajama jeans, one day too late


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31 Jan 2017, 8:29 am

Refuses cookies in case it allows the Dark Side to dominate.


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31 Jan 2017, 9:19 am

Does not eat Danish wedding cookies for fear he might wish to visit Denmark


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01 Feb 2017, 1:38 pm

invented the quadricycle


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01 Feb 2017, 5:03 pm

invented the clap on, clap off doo dad


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02 Feb 2017, 2:37 am

patented icosahedral wheels on bicycles.


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02 Feb 2017, 7:03 am

Has plans to manufacture special shoes, so that pedestrians will still be able to walk in the inverted pyramidal bike paths. Cyclists can't catch a break!


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02 Feb 2017, 8:27 am

Goes around Mount Arawat looking for Noah's Ark


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02 Feb 2017, 8:55 am

Found the Ark of the Covenant and was disappointed that he couldn't set sail in it. :mrgreen:


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02 Feb 2017, 9:21 am

Found evidence of The earliest Dolphin ancestor from the Permian period


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02 Feb 2017, 11:43 am

Is planning to give out emoluments for Valentine's Day


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03 Feb 2017, 1:45 pm

Wonders whose heart a cardio surgeon would give as a Valentines Day present.


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03 Feb 2017, 3:38 pm

Wouldn't mind receiving one, as long as it was filled with chocolate


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03 Feb 2017, 5:35 pm

Is seeking to take over the Umbrella Corporation


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04 Feb 2017, 9:43 am

Can simultaneously play the bagpipes and the saxophone.


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