Tea please. Strong, but with lots of milk, and one Candarel (I'm diabetic, ok?). None of this yuppie Earl Grey bollocks - Tetley is fine.
Malted Milk biscuits are nice, particularly for those of us who like to remember dentally editing the pictures as a child
Two wise comments from Mr Jo Burt of MBUK's "Mint Sauce" cartoon strip:
"Does your tea sometimes smell of garlic?"
"Living on dreams and custard creams....."
Mr Burt is of the opinion that mountain biking is all about the wide open countryside, cake shops and cups of tea. A sound fellow, I'm sure you'll agree.
The Malted Milk biscuits - yes I remember those, not had them for a while. There were some other ones a bit like them with people doing different activities on them, cycling, running etc. (to all those are who are doubtful, I kid you not) Can't remember the name of them...I wonder if they still make 'em?