Back when I first joined the police force, I was a young hotshot fresh out of the academy. They assigned a veteran cop who was two days away from retirement to be my partner. He grumbled about having to babysit some green kid, and chafed at my rejection of his traditional family values. Eventually, he saw the value in my idealism, and I realized that sometimes, you can't always go by the book. On top of that, we also stopped that vicious gang of teletubbies who were terrorizing our city.
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Still looking for my antidiluvian baby