Favorite T-shirt/Bumper Sticker messages

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28 Oct 2006, 8:16 am

I love funny t-shirt and bumper sticker messages !
Here are some of my faves:
Your village called, their idiot is missing
Gone to my happy place. Be back soon.
Your boyfriend got me this shirt
My parents went to (insert tourist trap here) and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
My kid beat up your honor student.
Don't follow me, I'm lost too.
Horn broken, watch for finger.

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28 Oct 2006, 8:36 am

I like the bumper sticker which goes; my other bumper sticker is funny :lol:

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28 Oct 2006, 11:47 pm

"I'm not Handicapped! I'm a Jackass!"

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29 Oct 2006, 12:03 pm

I :heart: Cats

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29 Oct 2006, 12:34 pm

"Guns don't Kill people. I do!" :twisted:

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29 Oct 2006, 4:51 pm

Used to have my old trucks tailgate and bumper plastered with them.

I brake for hallucinations
WIERD LOAD
stuff like that.

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29 Oct 2006, 8:14 pm

I like the sticker that says: "sh*t happens". (The real sticker has no asterisk.)

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29 Oct 2006, 8:58 pm

I brake for no apparant reason

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29 Oct 2006, 11:27 pm

I :heart: Vintage Buses!

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30 Oct 2006, 2:57 am

T-shirt: "By reading this, you have given me complete control of your mind"

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30 Oct 2006, 4:43 pm

"Life is short...Pet hard!" (Has a picture of a floppy-eared dog)

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30 Oct 2006, 9:45 pm

One that made me LOL while driving was "My dashund is smarter than your honor student."

Other Favorites:
"Jesus Loves You, Everyone Else Thinks You're an A**hole"
"I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it"
"Normal people worry me"
"I don't mind Jesus, it's his fan club I can't stand"
"Never understimate the power of stupid people in large groups"
"When Guns are outlawed, can we use swords?"
"When catapults are outlawed, only outlaws will have catapults"

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