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27 Jun 2012, 3:10 pm

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30% of those under 30 report a lack of faith. The wheels are slowly coming off of the Jesus bus. Largely, imo, because christians come across like fools on the internet and everyone sees it.

if you insist that we include "god" in the pledge, stamp the money with "god", and put "god" in the national motto (all in the 1950s), then don't cry when that tide turns and the majority makes you swear to whatever the F they feel like. It's one thing to disrespect atheists but you arent even respecting polytheists or those who worship a female diety. Monotheism has been "established". A no no.


I believe god is genderless.


But still must be referred to as He and probably has gigantic hairy celestial balls flying through space at superluminal velocity


Not really jews often prefer to him as a goddess. Or at least some do.


So then God has gigantic tits and balls, is that what you're telling me?


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27 Jun 2012, 3:11 pm

Vigilans wrote:
Joker wrote:
Vigilans wrote:
Joker wrote:
simon_says wrote:
30% of those under 30 report a lack of faith. The wheels are slowly coming off of the Jesus bus. Largely, imo, because christians come across like fools on the internet and everyone sees it.

if you insist that we include "god" in the pledge, stamp the money with "god", and put "god" in the national motto (all in the 1950s), then don't cry when that tide turns and the majority makes you swear to whatever the F they feel like. It's one thing to disrespect atheists but you arent even respecting polytheists or those who worship a female diety. Monotheism has been "established". A no no.


I believe god is genderless.


But still must be referred to as He and probably has gigantic hairy celestial balls flying through space at superluminal velocity


Not really jews often prefer to him as a goddess. Or at least some do.


So then God has gigantic tits and balls, is that what you're telling me?


That's what your telling yourself hmm you must be a weak atheist :wink:



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27 Jun 2012, 3:12 pm

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That's what your telling yourself hmm you must be a weak atheist :wink:


I consider myself an Apatheist, and no, that's straight from the horse's mouth brah


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27 Jun 2012, 3:15 pm

Vigilans wrote:
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That's what your telling yourself hmm you must be a weak atheist :wink:


I consider myself an Apatheist, and no, that's straight from the horse's mouth brah


Your right because it is strait from your mouth so you are right good for you :wink:



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27 Jun 2012, 3:19 pm

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27 Jun 2012, 3:20 pm

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27 Jun 2012, 4:24 pm

Vigilans wrote:
Joker wrote:
simon_says wrote:
30% of those under 30 report a lack of faith. The wheels are slowly coming off of the Jesus bus. Largely, imo, because christians come across like fools on the internet and everyone sees it.

if you insist that we include "god" in the pledge, stamp the money with "god", and put "god" in the national motto (all in the 1950s), then don't cry when that tide turns and the majority makes you swear to whatever the F they feel like. It's one thing to disrespect atheists but you arent even respecting polytheists or those who worship a female diety. Monotheism has been "established". A no no.


I believe god is genderless.


But still must be referred to as He and probably has gigantic hairy celestial balls flying through space at superluminal velocity


Now, that's quite an image! :lol:

-Bill, otherwise known as Kraichgauer



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27 Jun 2012, 4:33 pm

Kraichgauer wrote:
Vigilans wrote:
Joker wrote:
simon_says wrote:
30% of those under 30 report a lack of faith. The wheels are slowly coming off of the Jesus bus. Largely, imo, because christians come across like fools on the internet and everyone sees it.

if you insist that we include "god" in the pledge, stamp the money with "god", and put "god" in the national motto (all in the 1950s), then don't cry when that tide turns and the majority makes you swear to whatever the F they feel like. It's one thing to disrespect atheists but you arent even respecting polytheists or those who worship a female diety. Monotheism has been "established". A no no.


I believe god is genderless.


But still must be referred to as He and probably has gigantic hairy celestial balls flying through space at superluminal velocity


Now, that's quite an image! :lol:

-Bill, otherwise known as Kraichgauer


I think Vigilians is secretly religious :lol: