Question for moderate to conservative Christians
if you insist that we include "god" in the pledge, stamp the money with "god", and put "god" in the national motto (all in the 1950s), then don't cry when that tide turns and the majority makes you swear to whatever the F they feel like. It's one thing to disrespect atheists but you arent even respecting polytheists or those who worship a female diety. Monotheism has been "established". A no no.
I believe god is genderless.
But still must be referred to as He and probably has gigantic hairy celestial balls flying through space at superluminal velocity
Not really jews often prefer to him as a goddess. Or at least some do.
So then God has gigantic tits and balls, is that what you're telling me?
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Opportunities multiply as they are seized. -Sun Tzu
Nature creates few men brave, industry and training makes many -Machiavelli
You can safely assume that you've created God in your own image when it turns out that God hates all the same people you do
Joker
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if you insist that we include "god" in the pledge, stamp the money with "god", and put "god" in the national motto (all in the 1950s), then don't cry when that tide turns and the majority makes you swear to whatever the F they feel like. It's one thing to disrespect atheists but you arent even respecting polytheists or those who worship a female diety. Monotheism has been "established". A no no.
I believe god is genderless.
But still must be referred to as He and probably has gigantic hairy celestial balls flying through space at superluminal velocity
Not really jews often prefer to him as a goddess. Or at least some do.
So then God has gigantic tits and balls, is that what you're telling me?
That's what your telling yourself hmm you must be a weak atheist
I consider myself an Apatheist, and no, that's straight from the horse's mouth brah
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Opportunities multiply as they are seized. -Sun Tzu
Nature creates few men brave, industry and training makes many -Machiavelli
You can safely assume that you've created God in your own image when it turns out that God hates all the same people you do
Joker
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Joined: 19 Mar 2011
Age: 35
Gender: Male
Posts: 7,593
Location: North Carolina The Tar Heel State :)
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Opportunities multiply as they are seized. -Sun Tzu
Nature creates few men brave, industry and training makes many -Machiavelli
You can safely assume that you've created God in your own image when it turns out that God hates all the same people you do
Joker
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Joined: 19 Mar 2011
Age: 35
Gender: Male
Posts: 7,593
Location: North Carolina The Tar Heel State :)
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if you insist that we include "god" in the pledge, stamp the money with "god", and put "god" in the national motto (all in the 1950s), then don't cry when that tide turns and the majority makes you swear to whatever the F they feel like. It's one thing to disrespect atheists but you arent even respecting polytheists or those who worship a female diety. Monotheism has been "established". A no no.
I believe god is genderless.
But still must be referred to as He and probably has gigantic hairy celestial balls flying through space at superluminal velocity
Now, that's quite an image!
-Bill, otherwise known as Kraichgauer
Joker
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Joined: 19 Mar 2011
Age: 35
Gender: Male
Posts: 7,593
Location: North Carolina The Tar Heel State :)
if you insist that we include "god" in the pledge, stamp the money with "god", and put "god" in the national motto (all in the 1950s), then don't cry when that tide turns and the majority makes you swear to whatever the F they feel like. It's one thing to disrespect atheists but you arent even respecting polytheists or those who worship a female diety. Monotheism has been "established". A no no.
I believe god is genderless.
But still must be referred to as He and probably has gigantic hairy celestial balls flying through space at superluminal velocity
Now, that's quite an image!
-Bill, otherwise known as Kraichgauer
I think Vigilians is secretly religious
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