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02 Jul 2012, 8:52 am

What is the worst names you ever heard?

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02 Jul 2012, 5:26 pm

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02 Jul 2012, 5:29 pm

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Quinn and any variation thereof (Quin, Quint, etc.)

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02 Jul 2012, 5:47 pm

Jacen or Rain

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02 Jul 2012, 5:52 pm

I've taken a class on medieval Ireland, so I have quite a few that are just...unique. The worst is Gormflaith, full stop. If you name your daughter that, she will learn to hate at a very young age, and all of it will be directed toward you.

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02 Jul 2012, 5:59 pm

Anything with Cock, Caulk or Cox in it. Like "Jack Morecock", "James C. Cockworthy", "Delores Cox"

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02 Jul 2012, 8:07 pm

Carl or Sagan

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02 Jul 2012, 8:08 pm

Richard Rash. He went by his middle name instead.

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02 Jul 2012, 8:13 pm

Delphiki wrote:

Richard Rash. He went by his middle name instead.

That would be really kewl if he was a grunge guitarist

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02 Jul 2012, 8:32 pm

Shanequa' and La''Charles (actual spellings, apostrophes and all)

Jayden or any variation thereof - it just screams, "uneducated single teen mom!"

Then those insufferable names like "Nevaeh" that parents bestow upon their children to make them sound like some unique deep-thinkers or something.

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02 Jul 2012, 8:42 pm

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Shanequa' and La''Charles (actual spellings, apostrophe and all)

The 1s I've met with those names had added the apostrophe & the La'; there actual name spellings or variation of there name was different but they changed it wrong themselves I'm guessing because it's popular amongst a certain type of culture that they were in

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02 Jul 2012, 8:51 pm

Lexus or Mercedes why do parents name their children. After cars?

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02 Jul 2012, 8:53 pm

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Lexus or Mercedes why do parents name their children. After cars?

Because they were conceived in the back seat

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02 Jul 2012, 8:57 pm

Descartes wrote:

Shanequa' and La''Charles (actual spellings, apostrophes and all)

Along those lines, there's a player for the New York Jets named D'Brickashaw Ferguson. I always think, how could a mother see her newborn boy and decide to name him D'Brickashaw?

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02 Jul 2012, 9:00 pm

nick007 wrote:

Joker wrote:

Lexus or Mercedes why do parents name their children. After cars?

Because they were conceived in the back seat